If Britney Spears Dated Vanilla Ice

I honestly think that Britney Spears should date Vanilla Ice. Think about it for a second she loves to date white guys with no talent and give them a free ride for years, get married for any length of time, and pop out a few kids. Vanilla Ice is an untalented white guy looking for his term in the lime light again. I think she would go for this especially since he dresses just like her old beloved K Fed. Vanilla Ice and K Fed also have the same attitude and most of all they both have the absolute worst songs of all time.

I can imagine them going pretty much anywhere that she could flash her crotch and he could plug his appearance on the VH1 show The Surreal Life Fame Game. They could go out and party for all hours of the night at exclusive bars that Vanilla Ice could never get into before he met Britney. She would sit back or hide in the corner in horror after seeing for herself how unpopular he is.

Once their secret affair showed up on the front cover of Star magazine, and was made fun of on Mad TV, the duo would break up via text message. Text message seems to be the preferred way to break up casual relationships, publicity stunt relationships and marriages for everyone from middle school child to pop star.

The two would break up quietly via said text message and Britney would start to dump her children off with her new extremely hot man "nanny", and head out to the clubs with Paris Hilton. This would happen day after day while pictures are taken of Britney driving while holding her baby out the window or some other crazy stunt to get attention. While all of this is happening Vanilla Ice will most likely be stalking her because he has nothing better to do, he is not that famous anymore. I figure he would be stalking her for revenge, so he would be the person taking all of those pictures and selling them to the tabloids. When the story comes out he would be the source close to the star that tells you something about them that everybody already knows.

Britney would continue to act crazy with Paris flashing crotch and boobs for the world to see. At one of the parties Brit would over do it and end up passed out in bloated on the floor. Suddenly, Vanilla Ice would creep out of the shadows and put his hand to her face and the swelling would go down, he is icy after all. Paris would tell everybody how hot that was, and Britney would say "No, its ice ice baby!" The two would get back together, run off to Vegas and be happily married for two to three weeks.