If Digg was a Woman Would You Marry Her and is She Single

I first met Digg on October 30th 2007. We talked for a while and I wrote down her address and we parted ways. I visited her a few times over the next few months and we had some good times. I didn't tell her but I was really impressed with this phenomena. Lately our relationship has been getting better and better.

I find myself spending more and more time with Digg. The first thing I do in the morning after waking up is check out whats going on with Digg. When I'm at work I call her up and see how her day is going. After work I go to Digg and just lounge around until bedtime just spending time getting to know her better and better. Sure I may watch some TV or maybe go out with the guys sometimes but I know Digg will always be waiting for me at home like all the good ones are. Digg never complains....well thats not entirely true. Its really easy to get flamed on Digg for the most insane of reasons. Digg does nag at you to sometimes and does a lot of shouting. But thats not really a problem. I can always close my email program if it gets to intense.

By now I'm sure some of you are screaming mad because you expected way more than your getting. Hey, thats why this is going in the humor section. I think its funny. But before you leave think a little bit. Do you love Digg? Do you care about Digg? And in many ways is Digg not better than a real woman could ever be? Can you Digg it? I certainly can. Your never going to catch a sexually transmitted disease from Digg and she is usually always waiting there when you need or desire companionship.

I'm finding myself dreaming about a future wedding with Ms. Digg. Perhaps a low key wedding with just a few friends to show friendship and concern. And flowers. Bunches of flowers. Red ones, white ones, blue ones, and yellow ones. Seeing Digg in a wedding dress is a personal fantasy of mine too. I'd really Digg that. I've been wondering where we could go on our honeymoon too. Digg loves the whole world so perhaps we should just take a trip around the world and see all of its wonders. We could take a cruise around the world. Sea mobile claims to be offering a high speed internet service and knowing Digg like I do she likes it fast and hard.

So my friends and countrymen, should I marry Digg? Or should we just keep dating? Will my dreams of a marriage between Digg and I ever come true?

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