If You Don't Lose Weight

You Must Love Onions

LarrWayne Po

Please read the news article linked below.

http://www.cato-at-liberty.org/raw-onions-served-as-snack-in-d-c-schools/

How might students respond,
After being served onions without bread?

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I didn't want to lose weight that bad.
I think I'll keep my flab.

Where is a mayonnaise sandwich,

I can grab?

Boot sales may go up
Where lunch boxes are not allowed.

I plan to eat food,
Until the body scanners come out.

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LarrWayne, AKA Quack Jack of many trades. If the educated do not educate others, the long term pay back will be "We are surrounded by the uneducated and they want to rule over us". Politically incorrect poem...  View profile

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  • Mary Naylor6/7/2011

    That must have been a shock to the children - being served a snack like that out of the blue.
    I hate to admit it, but my cousins and I would pull them out of the ground, wash them off, and
    crunch down. I ate them for years before I even knew what they were called. One way to get
    children to enjoy all kinds of vegetables, is to let them have a chance to grow vegetables, care for them and harvest them. Don't knock a bread and butter and chopped onion sandwich until you've tried it!

  • Nancy P. Goodman, in Tennessee6/1/2011

    Wow.

  • Lori Gunn6/1/2011

    good golly

  • Shirley Ann6/1/2011

    We have some choice at the air port these days. Either we let them scan our bodies for a naked picture so the air port staff can poke fun at our flab or we let them cop a free feel without having to buy us a steak dinner first! I think the government is getting ready to tax our fay, and they're going to do it by the ounce to make the most of the situation.

  • Don Rothra6/1/2011

    Great article. I don't know how much dumber people are going to get but it's already way past what expected.

  • Mary Oberg6/1/2011

    Incredible!

  • leroy coffie6/1/2011

    :)

  • Karen LoBello6/1/2011

    I'll bet there was a lot of bad breath that day:)

  • Delicia Powers6/1/2011

    Wow...

  • rama devi nina6/1/2011

    :-))

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