If Santa Became Black
Cookies and Milk?
Am I a kid?
I want chicken and Kool-aid by the Chimney
Give them toys?
Please tell me...
What are they giving to me?
Ah, this red suit's got to go!
Can I get a pimp hat, please?
And where's my Cadillac?
It better have rims
With my name tattooed in the trims
What? I ain't riding no sleigh!
Reindeers? Elfs?
Are you OK?
I'm not sliding down nobody's chimney
I'm gon' knock on the door
No surprise when they see me
And I'm definitely not getting fat
Ah, where they do that at?
Fat Mrs. Claus?
That's hilarious yo
Imma need you to find me
A hoe, hoe, hoe
Published by Jay Queen
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