If I Were the President of the United States of America

If I were the president of the United States of America, I would keep diplomacy at bay and wage war with all anti-U.S. and Israel governments. Seeing that my kingdom prospered like Egypt did in its days but is soon to face the greatest depression any world super power has ever experienced, I would continue to make desolate the towers of "Babylon" and proceed to plunder the land of "Assyria". I would attract enough attention from all around the world to amass a great alliance to my defense and consequently force an enemy coalition to be formed. The only war I plan to wage that is going to make any sense at all would be built on ideologies of the common-opposite form.

Now when I say of the common-opposite form, I mean of ideologies that bear a common reference but have opposing derived perceptions. I mean to say of contemptuous cousins like Christianity and Islam. Ideologies are altogether good, however, tainted by those who seek to own and refine it. The crack in the wall where I would place my wedge would be the existing opposites. How am going to do that? By no other means will I succeed except through war.

My job as president would be to serve the people of the United States of America and I would instill patriotism in the hearts of millions of Americans to prevent America from becoming like Vatican City. Every American male should be prepared to go to war as did the forefathers. Once the hearts of Americans are united, I would proceed to produce a consensus from within my alliance to abolish the United Nations. The U.N. serves no purpose and only provokes war, for its existence is bound to arouse change oppositions. America will be at its best as a military country otherwise it will suffer enormous threats from equally powerful and envious countries that surround it.

With the power that has been handed over to me, I would responsibly carry out war campaigns in countries where a free-trade agreement was not reached. I would devise and revise attacks on every enemy country.

Now when the whole world thinks I am a blatant political bandit, I am actually waiting for chaos to ripen. Once chaos has reached an apparently irrevocable state, then I will deploy my best right hand man whom I will plant in a country not of my own and he will make an irresistible proposition to those who populate the earth.

While the whole world suffers decentralization and atrocities that follow, I will provide an ultimate solution every President of the United States of America should purpose in their hearts to see to its accomplishment. I will unite the nations of the earth not within an N.G.O. but within the beautiful world we live in as the only government there should ever be. There will no longer be countries and regions that are separate from each another. There won't be divided economic systems and everyone won't have to worry about paying taxes to any government. I will consequently make a tax free world.

Hence, if I president of the United States of America I would not stop at making positive changes within America alone but also beyond seas and foreign lands. However, before I can get right somewhere, I must first go wrong somewhere. I'd love to go along the lines of, "Today America, Tomorrow the World. "
I wouldn't be surprised if I become the president of the United States of America but even I don't, I pray there will be someone who sees the actual sense in the nonsense illuminating from this article who will eventually become the president of America.