If Women Were in Charge of This World

If women were in charge of this world, I'm sure it would look very different. For example cars would have at least one place (with a zipper) where you could put your make-up. And these same cars would have a lot more mirrors. I know that there are a lot of woman in charge of Design-teams, and the products show it. In the old days, (when the woman"s place was the kitchen )everything was designed by men. Everything was black-white and grey. I know because I watch those old movies from the fifties too. The women seem to be spending a lot of time in the house-cleaning department. The men are usually seated in a comfy chair smoking a pipe while the hausfrau runs around wearing a self-made apron serving cake and coffee.All this in black and white and grey.

But what would we change? Personally I think we would cancel wars. All of them! They are costing too many lives, too much money , and we have better things to do. Summit-meetings would be lovely. We would take the time to catch up with each other, take day-spa's, have some wine together. Because we wouldn't have to spend time on all that boring stuff, we would have time for some fun. Because we would have made sure our countries were well organized. And if they were not, it didn't matter, not being engaged in any wars would solve a lot of problems Governments are having now. Our countries would probably be rich, the people would be healthy and happy. They would have more money in their pockets because the taxes would be low.

Most of us would get rid of uncomfortable items of clothing. The underwire-bra might have to be first thing we throw out. Corsets and all that supporting underwear ;banned. We would only wear very comfortable clothes and it doesn't matter if it doesn't look good.

For husbands it would be compulsory to bring us flowers every Friday. That would be the law if I were in charge. That I am highly allergic to most flowers is not the issue here. If women were in charge of this world, the men had to to all the unpleasant things for us then. Like taking out the garbage, cooking when we don't feel like it and so on.

But would we really change that much? Would we all drive around in pink cars? Have little dogs, and pretty bad figures because we walk around in 80's jogging-suites again? Wearing orthopedic shoes because they are more comfy than high-heels?We already have micro-waves and automatic vacuum-cleaners, which don't require people to walk behind them.(so we don't have to invent those) Would we really have less babies, because the whole birth-giving hurts so much? Wouldn't we argue a lot during all those Summit-meetings? I'm not sure. The only things I would change is wars and famine. This is a big task if I were in charge, perhaps there are other people better at it than me. I already have problems enough managing my own house, what with wearing high heels, taking out the garbage on Fridays!