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Linda Galok
He isn't a great conversationalist, but he never argues. He has an insatiable appetite, but he'll never ask me to cook. He's cold blooded, but he never tries to hog the covers. He's freckled and a bit warped, but he doesn't spend too much time being vain. He's athletic, though he'll never be rich (or even employed). Most importantly, he's patient and calm. When I fell for him, he wasn't even startled. He did blink though, acknowledging my lack of grace without making a big deal out of it. He's too green to marry yet, but I might kiss him.

Published by Linda Galok

I read more than I clean house, laugh more than I cry, and cook as infrequently as I can get away with it. I'm an obsessive-compulsive wiseass, my favorite color is Hershey, and I believe in angels. But I'...  View profile

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