Illegal Immigration Plan
No More Mr. Nice Guy About It!
As we all know, illegal immigration is a big issue in this Republic of ours. It is also becoming an international sore spot, as the Mexican government continues to provide maps and other info to assist illegals in defying U.S. Laws. Mexican officials are even going so far as to demand, that's right, demand, that we just let these folks come in and go out as they please. Well, there have been ideas on how to deal with this, and I will now present my own.
DSDunlap's Border and Illegal Immigration Plan.
1) Seal and militarize border, with designated entry points manned by United States Marines backed up by a platoon of M-1A2s at each point. At all other places, the border shall have a fence built just on the US side of the border, with razor wire strung throughout the fence and on top of it. After that fence, the entire area back from the fence for about a mile is to be MINED with anti-personnel mines at the concentration of 1 per foot. After this, a wall is to be built with guard towers every 1/4 mile. Each tower shall have two guards assigned to it, each having an arc of fire of 180 degrees. This way, those who happen to get through the minefield and over the wall can still be gunned down.
2) Round up as many illegals as can be found. Do not deport them, but rather put them to work building a vast super-prison in far northern Alaska.
3) Scrap all plans for a "guest worker" program. Instead, tell Mexican and other Latin American governments that assisting their nationals in crossing the border illegally is an act of war and will be dealt with appropriately. Follow up, if the warning is ignored, by bombing one city in each offending nation to show that we mean business.
4) Deny visas to anyone from the aforementioned Latin American nations: Mexico, Honduras, Nicaragua, Colombia, Brazil, Venezuela, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Suriname. Inform governments that all diplomatic ties will be broken if further attempts to violate U.S. Laws are supported by their governments.
5) Secretly prepare forces to seize all embassies and consulates of the aforementioned nations, to be enacted after all US diplomats in said nations are secretly removed. All documents seized are then to be thoroughly examined by the National Security Agency, Central Intelligence Agency, Department of Defense and the Federal Bureau of investigation. *of course, #5 isn't diplomatically nor politically correct, but that's life.*
6) All actions of Federal, State, and Local Government, with the exception of court sentencings, are to be done STRICTLY in English. Translators will be provided for questioning and sentence announcement purposes only.
7) All money transactions from the United States to Mexico and other nations will be immediately diverted to a special fund set up strictly for those American Citizens who are willing to take jobs that the Mexican President racistically, "Not even blacks will do..."
8.) All US forces in the border states and Gulf Coast are to be on full alert at all times from here on in.
9) Any U.S. Citizen found to be aiding illegals in defying the laws of the United States is to be arrested and tried for treason. Penalties for conviction will be either 25 years hard labor or death by hanging.
10) Any foreign national, legal or illegal, who commits a violent crime or engages in robbery *robbery is the act of stealing from another person in said person's presence, usually with a weapon present. This is not the same as theft, which entails stealth in stealing goods from others without their knowledge or presence* will be, upon conviction, sentenced to death. Execution methods are as follows: Robbery- Death by Hanging. Assault- Death by Firing Squad. Rape, Murder, Child Molestation/Murder, Terrorism, and/or Home invasion- Death by Crucifixion along the US-Mexican Border.
Published by D. S. Dunlap
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6 Comments
Post a CommentComment to "C", not that hard to put military on our borders..
I agree with scrapping guest worker programs. and deporting all who are here illigally .. get emgone by any method means they are gone NOW.. infact I dont see a need to ship them back to thier home country .. one way trip to Iraq would help replace all the collatral damages we have caused. Might even christianize the area .. GAZOOKS!! a winning idea !
You know, C You are quite welcome to your opinion, but I believe a lot of people agree with me on this.
Thank you for your comments, and have fun when the illegals overrun your little corner of the world.
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Threatening other countries: not fine. Bombing them with a very minimal amount of provocation: very bad. Was that simple enough for you Secretary of State Dunlap? Do you really think that bombing a city would have no ramifications to the United States? It could potentially kick off World War III and we would be the bad guys. Nice job Madam Secretary.
4.) Deny visas to Latin countries - This one is pretty simple: You are a racist. How about denying visas to Ethiopia, Kenya, Angola, and all other countries in Africa? And what about South East Asia (Cambodia, Laos, Thailand, Vietnam)? No, just the Latin countries. If you're going to shut the door, shouldn't you shut the door?
5.) Secretly take all Latin embassies - Again Madam Secretary: WWIII. At a minimum, global outrage and placing every American world wide in danger. All American embassies will likely be seized and this would be far worse than any good that would come from seizing third world countries e
Must be a character limit. Wish it had said that from the start. Here's the rest of my comment:
Let's take this point by point:
1.) Militarize the border - You sound like a man with a vast knowledge of the military. What's with the tanks? Last I checked, no one has any tanks facing in our direction. You want to start shelling people, including women and children. Sounds like an appropriate use of force to me. (On a side note, I'm sure you're also quite ready to drop nukes all over the Middle East) And land mines backed by snipers in towers? Are you compensating for something missing in your life?
2.) Illegals to Alaska - Have you ever heard of the criminal justice system? Anyway, this point is just good for a chuckle. There is nothing to it, thus nothing to critique.
3.) Scrap "guest worker", warn latin nations, and bomb if necessary - Not only a brilliant military strategist, also a diplomatic phenomenon. Scrapping guest worker programs: fine. Threatening other
Wow! You can't be serious. I'm trying to think of how to evaluate your "plan", but the only thing I can of is how dumb it is.
It's juvenile (and you have a college degree?). What's with the different types of execution? You sound like Michael Vick. It seems as though you were running out of steam and wanted to have 10 points so you thought that one up and then patted yourself on the back.
It's ridiculous. Have you thought about the logistics of "militarizing" the border? Somebody owns that land. You want the Marines to bust down there doors and say "The deed or your life."?
And it's racist. A racist black guy; that's awesome! Not really, got the NAACP, and Farakan, and Kanye West, and Jesse Jackson, and on and on. I can already hear your arguement: "I'm not racist. It's just the facts that those countries, and ALL of their citizens, are anti-American"
Let's take this point by point:
1.) Militarize the border - You sound like a man with a vast knowledge of the
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