I'm Not Very Hungry

Steven West
I'm not very hungry.
I'll just have a chicken sandwich.

I'm not very hungry.
Could you add a plate of French fries?

I'm really not very hungry.
Oh yes, I would like to have a glass of cola too.

I'm positively, not very hungry.
I could use a salad as well with ranch dressing.

I'm absolutely, positively, not very hungry.
Please bring me a slice of apple pie with one scoop of vanilla ice cream.

I'm honest to goodness, positively, not hungry.
I'd like to finish my meal with another slice of that delicious apple pie. Please add another scoop of vanilla ice cream too.

I'm completely full.
I had enough to eat.
I'll be back in an hour.
Please save my seat.

Published by Steven West

I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm...  View profile

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  • Missy H.5/3/2008

    lol that's cute.

  • Kady the Hippie Woodstock5/2/2008

    I know the feeling!!! I could eat a whole cow!!!!

  • Yeshuan5/1/2008

    Oh, you are such a good little consumer. You would make GWB very happy with your assistance in reviving the economy. LOL!

  • Lisa Renee.5/1/2008

    I see maalox in your future....lol.

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