Inglourious Basterds: Review

Brad Pitt
Eli Roth
Dian Kruger
Til Schwieger
Melanie Laurent

DIRECTOR

Quentin Tarantino

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We love Brad Pitt. We have respect for the guy. How can you not respect someone who wakes up next to Angelina Jolie everyday?And Tarantino is God. He established it with pulp fiction. So when the two of them decide to make a movie together, how can one not be excited? This spaghetti western-slash-epic war movie follows Pitt and his crew of Brit soldiers , who are out to kill as many Germans as possible in Nazi-occupied France. And knowing Tarantino, that means a LOT of blood. That's enough reason for us ! But if you are still not convinced (???) , watch it for Diane Kruger. She's smoking' !

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Now, moving Pitt-ures

Comparing his classics:

Movie:

Fight Club

Tyler Durden

Quote:

" First rule of Fight Club- there are no rules."

Fate:

Tyler Durden doesn't exist. Or does he?

Movie:

Snatch

Mickey O' Neil

Quote:

"I bet ya can box a little, can't ya sir?"

Fate:

Mickey gets even for his ma's murder and howl!

Movie:

Troy

Achilles

Quote:

"Why kill you now with no one to see you fall?"

Fate:

Killed by an arrow to his heel, courtesy Bloom.

Movie:

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

Benjamin Button

Quote:

"I wanna remember us just as we are now."

Fate:

Lives to be the world's oldest baby at 85.