Insults and Sarcasm for MySpace

Sometimes we just get in a mood and personally, I like to be able to express it every now and again on my MySpace page. It's not that I'm insulting other people, but then again, maybe I am. One never knows and I guess that's how some people get in trouble on MySpace. However, since I have been in one of those moods and have now redone my page to reflect some of my feelings, I thought I would share some ways to go to do your page up in some obnoxious and hilarious styles that will surely make your real friends smile since they will know it's all in fun and not personal.

For starters, what I would do is check out hotprofileplus and this link will take you right to some fabulous layouts to begin your descent into obnoxiousness. Some of my favorite ones here would be "I don't need your attitude, I have enough of my own" and that also has a silouhette of a woman with lightning effects around her and in the background. There's several other choices here, but not all are actually put downs. There are some references to "haters" among others, so have fun and just check them all out until you find one that suits you. You could also try the link here to find some humrous ones such as "I see dumb people." I'm sure that would fit for a lot of us because I know for a fact that I see dumb people everyday.

Once you have a layout you can now move on to getting comments and more to decorate. Pyzam has a great choice of comments in their insult section. Some of these comments are straight to the point and maybe a little too rude. One of the best ones I saw on here was "You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers." Those are the kind of comments I like to find just to get a smile and hopefully at the very least a little chuckle out of my friends.

Wishafriend also has quite a few choices. Check out their link and then you can also type "insults" into their search box at the upper right corner of the page and then it will list links on their page where you can find other insult comments. Just make sure when you search that you have the box checked for wishafriend only.

Hostdrjack has some of the better ones and I used quite a few of them on my page. One example is, "Don't worry, I forgot your name too." I love that and was very tempted to use that one since most of my friends seem to have forgotten I even existed on MySpace. I'm still working on it, but if that's not enough them check out myprofilepimp for comments such as "STFU" and "I'm sorry, I forgot you were an idiot" and of course many ways to say "You suck." Also on that site, check this link out here for some great comments with attitude. How about a "Don't hate me because you ain't me" comment or even just a good old fashioned middle finger. I think you can find quite a few of those here along with attitude comments about yourself and just how hot and sexy you think you are. Keep in mind though, you will probably get some comments from your friends that you may not like if you go overboard in the conceited department.

If you're looking for some very sharp and acidic comments, then you should definitely check out mynicespace though there is nothing nice about their insults. These are some of the meanest and evil attitudes and insults I've found and I just love them. Unfortunately I cannot give you any examples of what you'll find here because there really isn't a way to clean them up so you're just going to have to look for yourself.

Don't forget you can also get other things such as icons at myspaceacademy and they also have comments you can find here.

Whichever way you go, this can turn out to be quite an amuzing page for your friends to look at. Then again, if you don't have that many friends, then you may be able to crack yourself up. I know MySpace page is pretty darn funny and I've no one else likes it, then they can leave, and no, that is not sarchasm.