Interesting Facts: Why It's so Hard to Find a GF on OkCupid

The average man is facing an uphill battle finding love these days. He has given up searching for it in the real world, so he looks for it on OkCupid instead. Unfortunately, he has no success, and here are some of the reasons why:

1/10th of online girls are so obese the man has to scroll the screen to view their entire body.

1/10th of online girls are so ugly that even the man's dog is forced to look away from the screen.

1/10th of online girls are bisexuals.

1/10th of online girls are bisexuals who already have a bf but would like a gf to join in on the fun.

1/10th of online girls claim to be straight, though they sport way-too-short, lesbianish hardoes.

1/10th of online girls take fictional characters and stories way too seriously.

1/10th of online girls have the muscular physique of a man.

1/10th of online girls have tattoos and earrings in places they're not supposed to have tattoos and earrings!

1/10th of online girls are into drugs, alcohol, and smoking.

1/10th of online girls are too insipid to write anything on their profile.

Moral of the story: Finding love online is a bitch! And most of the women I encounter online are . . . LOL, j/k! (angel face)