Internet Bloggers, Crazy Terrorist and Religious Bloggers

If you have roamed around the Internet as much as I have, you will have come across a familiar bunch of bloggers. Those people who seem intent on racing around the Internet intent on leaving their limited marks upon the world. I have two favorite bloggers in particular with this regard who seem to turn up just about everywhere online leaving blogs completely unrelated to the topic at hand.

The first blogger is the pissed-off Arab/Terrorist blogger. At least I'm supposing he's an Arab/Terrorist blogger. He may just be pretending to be one to make them look bad I can't be sure. Go to a web-site about the tastiness of vegetables in the Northern Hemisphere and there will doubtless be a blog from this guy in there running along the lines of 'Bush is Stupid is as, America bombs tiny children. I and death America is coming. I laugh at stupid coward in war is to be soon coming Americans!' It's like a terrorist threat on acid. A barely understandable assemblage of words that this blogger probably thinks is going to destroy American Morale.

The Terrorist blogger is usually followed up by the equally vigorous Religious blogger. This guy has decided to take time off from ranting God's word on my 'D' train at 7a.m. in the morning and is instead blogging his rantings on each and every web-site he can find, spreading his own unique vision of the Gospel. He at least takes time to address whatever the main topic of conversation is before he proceeds to get completely off the point whilst reassuring himself that God has a place for him in heaven. His/her blogs go something like this: 'O.J. has a lost soul. I am with God's heart. His forgiveness is eternal and his love feeds my soul. Rejoice at his name, recant wickedness, God's a great guy, he's really good looking' and so on and so on and so on.

My favorite blogging experiences are when both of these guys are on together. You'll get an anti-American blog, then the religious blog then another terror blog and in-between all these completely off-the-wall and completely off-the-point blogs will be a few confused bloggers who actually had something normal to say about let's say 'Hairstyles of Third-World Countries' or whatever the topic might be. It is funnier still when people respond to either of these 2 nut-jobs as if they might be able to get a semblance of coherence from either of them. As with all nutters it is best to leave well enough alone. I don't start up conversations with the train-preachers who occasionally accompany me on my train-ride home and I offer the observation that it's probably in everyone's best interests not to engage these useless people in conversation when they blog on-line. Let them inhabit their daft little fantasy worlds and in the mean-time enjoy their insane little blogs.