Internet Screaming
Composed of "all caps" - words of anger for sure
I couldn't decide if I should try to play nice
Or capitalize right back and be just as immature
I never imagined that uppercase letters
Could hold such venom and spite
Once reserved for proper nouns and sentence beginnings
Explosive arguments, "caps" now tend to ignite
Capital vowels and consonants serve a purpose
Their meaning is hard to disguise
My "Caps Lock" key holds such emotional power
No wonder anger management is on the rise
The best thing about internet screaming
Is that we can turn it off with another powerful key
The delete button can be our best friend
And from internet wrath, we are suddenly set free
Published by Donna Cavanagh
I like to make people laugh. My newest humor book "Reality: Fantasy's Evil Twin" is now available on Amazon. My other humor book "Life on the Off Ramp" and my poetry book "Poems for a Positive Day II" were... View profile
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22 Comments
Post a CommentWill my mother ever get this?
I love it. LOL.
I wonder what it means when it's in caps and bold letters. Yikes!
THIS IS CAPITALIZED FOR NO REASON. I'M NOT SCREAMING! :-P lol good one!
that was good!
THIS WAS GREAT!!! LOL Love your poetry.
Great job, Donna, and a good reminder of online etiquette. Thanks!
Nice poem! I like how you use the classic ABA rhyme scheme for a modern, everyday subject- it adds to the humor!
Gotta love that delete button.
cute one, Donna!