Browse the internet,
Go online,
Social networking,
See what you'll find.
Hidden treasures,
Unknown pleasures,
And daily forecast
Of the weather.
Sports statistics,
Tons of news,
And soothing singers
Singing the blues.
And of course in
Internet Land,
It's time to get your daily douse of
SPAM!
Garbage in and garbage out,
More and more spam,
You just want to shout.
"Enough is enough.
I can't take it anymore.
Leave my computer
For some foreign shore."
But once the spam starts to spread,
You might as well declare your computer
DEAD!
Or get some protection real quick,
Before your computer is declared sick
With a Fatal Virus!
Oh no, it's too late.
Your computer is on its final date
With Ms. Blue Screen of Death!
Alas, you've computed your
Final breath.
Go online,
Social networking,
See what you'll find.
Hidden treasures,
Unknown pleasures,
And daily forecast
Of the weather.
Sports statistics,
Tons of news,
And soothing singers
Singing the blues.
And of course in
Internet Land,
It's time to get your daily douse of
SPAM!
Garbage in and garbage out,
More and more spam,
You just want to shout.
"Enough is enough.
I can't take it anymore.
Leave my computer
For some foreign shore."
But once the spam starts to spread,
You might as well declare your computer
DEAD!
Or get some protection real quick,
Before your computer is declared sick
With a Fatal Virus!
Oh no, it's too late.
Your computer is on its final date
With Ms. Blue Screen of Death!
Alas, you've computed your
Final breath.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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7 Comments
Post a CommentSpam and viruses, oh my! lol. Cute
We are all subject to viruses . . . protection is a must! Nice job on this poem. Very well written!
Great poems.
Virus protection is needed!
Oh!
well written - thank you
Yes, I always worry about this----nice poem as always.