Introducing the How to Get Laid on Twitter Flowchart

J. R. Steele
When I heard the rumor, I could not believe it was true. Someone has finally unlocked the key to the "Internet Hook-up" by using Twitter, the online Social Networking site. They created a process to help folks setup a "Booty Call" from their PC, Mac, Laptop or mobile phone. Then, the process was documented in an easy to follow flowchart titled, "How to Get Laid On Twitter Definitive Flowchart." Because of its effective use of brevity, the process probably won't work on Facebook, MySpace or Bebo. Although they are also Social Networks, the style of communication detailed in the flowchart is better suited to Twitter.

Established in May, 2010, the "How to Get Laid On Twitter Definitive Flowchart" is the brainchild of a blogger that goes by the name of Tremendous from the Tremendous News Weblog. the flowchart is easy to understand and the steps required for success are easy to follow. This, my friends, is phenomenal. If the steps are followed properly, they will lead you directly to "Sexy Time" as stated by the scribe.

Yes... a few easy steps to "Sexy Time." What more could you ask for?

Recognizing that there are major differences between men and women, Tremendous developed two processes to account for these variables. The outcome was a version for guys and a version for girls. The "How to Get Laid On Twitter Definitive Flowchart" is so efficient that it doesn't matter to whom you are directing your affections. The effectiveness is based on you and your ability to follow the steps properly.

I'm not sure if they give out Nobel Peace Prizes for process development of creative flowcharts, but clearly Tremendous is trying to end all wars across the globe. Just imagine if all the global leaders were able to find themselves love. They wouldn't want to wage war or exterminate other human beings. They'd want to spread the love and share their joy with the world. suicide bombers would disarm their explosives because they'd realize that there is love on this planet, in this lifetime. Politicians would listen to each other and then exchange Twitter account information.

Yes... I'm convinced that the "How to Get Laid On Twitter Definitive Flowchart" is the key to world peace. Now let's all log in and make it happen!

Oh... and if this doesn't work for you, maybe you'd better take the Relationship Quiz to gain more perspective of the type of person YOU are in a relationship ==> http://bit.ly/Are_You_A_Player

Published by J. R. Steele

A former athlete, turned Communication Specialist with a flair for linguistics. J.R. is a self-taught "Tech Guru" with a passion for music, cars, and sports. His evolution is shaped by over 10 years of profe...  View profile

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  • Michael Roles1/20/2012

    This is too funny. Technology can get you ANYTHING you need.

  • Heather Kristina Thomas6/2/2010

    This is hilarious!

  • Lisa White5/18/2010

    Hilarious!

  • Anthony Ventre5/14/2010

    I tried it but the only person I got connected with was Elliot Spitzer....:)...funny article....

  • Tony Jingo5/13/2010

    the first I heard lol interesting read

  • Ali Canary5/13/2010

    Awesome from start to finish! What will they think of next? :)

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