Investigation into Allegations Against One of AC's Most Popular Writers

Recent allegations that Nancy Canfield may not be completely truthful when she writes about her constant need to urinate ("Jeez, I wonder if anyone cares that I'm going to pee right now" ...Facebook Twitter or Both?) and the demands her sister puts upon her (My Sister the Toadstool) had this writer very upset. I have laughed right along with Shanika Minor and Jennifer Wagner about her bathroom updates, thinking how nice it is to know that I am not the only one experiencing life over age 30. Fine...over fifty...whatever! What's in a number? I have also greatly respected her for patiently putting up with the many unreasonable demands her sister constantly bestows upon her (Granting a Thanksgiving Wish).

I have become aware of allegations, brought to light by way of comments on some of her articles by her so-called friends (i.e. Pattie Byrd and Donald Pennington) who have been hinting that Nancy may not always stay with the facts. Unsure of whether these allegations are true or if they are simply statements made by those jealous of her ability to rake in the big bucks on AC, I decided to start an investigation.

Going off subject for a moment (I am over 50 and easily distracted...deal with it), Trojan Vibrating Mini Product Review?!? Jennifer, WHAT were you thinking?!? I can just hear Nancy now! She's turning beet red and her fingers are typing away about the X-rated AC again!

Back to the subject at hand - Nancy Canfield and her uncanny ability to mislead the public as they roll around on the floor laughing. I asked a few discreet questions in my search for the truth, leading a few writers to think I was off my rocker. (I am not, I assure you...I sit in it while I type.) I may not have been entirely truthful in my quest for the truth but I did give Nancy a chance to defend herself by asking about her need to write about peeing so often. She just mumbled something about not being a Viagra poster child and that at least her sister loves what she writes. Talk about being off your rocker! Pattie Byrd, who according to Nancy is a good friend of hers, said that while she enjoys reading Nancy's stuff, she does have a warped sense of humor. I am CERTAINLY not saying Pattie is wrong about that but I'm not sure I would call someone who could say that about me a good friend. Oh, um, well, I guess I could...my dear friend Pam and I say the same thing about each other.

I tried to contact Nancy's sister but could not determine if she even exists other than in the dark recesses of Nancy's mind. I put up a flyer in my local laundromat and even threw a bottle into the Gulf of Mexico but as of yet she has remained elusive. Naturally, I also stepped outside and tried to call her as loud as I could but there was no answer. In my search, I put out an all-points bulletin (whatever that is) to other AC writers but none would admit to knowing the sister or ever seeing such a person. In conclusion, I have to go with my gut instinct that Nancy is a good writer with a terrific sense of humor (boy, am I hoping so as I write this) whether based in fact or fiction! Happy New Year and Happy Writing, Nancy! Keep us laughing!