IPhone Apps that Should Be Created, but Probably Won't

So, for years we've been plagued with the tag line of 'There's an app for that' from Apple. However, I find that there are a few applications that are lacking out there. Here are a list of some of those potential applications that they should make.

The Eucharist Application- One of the biggest questions that faces Catholics today is whether or not they should go to Church on Sunday. The Eucharist Application would go ahead and resolve this issue to make sure they go to the right area when it's their time to go. Imagine it, you open up the app, a picture of a communion host pops up, and the screen reads:"Body of Christ. Do you accept?". The stay-at-home Catholic can just tap yes, and boom, their Sunday commitment is fulfilled. You're back on your way to the pearly gates.

The WoW Alert- World of Warcraft is one of the world's largest online multiplayer games that men and women throughout the world enjoy. However, for some people out there, dating someone who plays the game is worse than getting a root canal done on every tooth in your mouth. With the new WoW alert, you'd be able to take a picture of your perspective love interest, and in 10 seconds, the app would be able to tell you if you're going to have a normal conversation or spend most of the night talking about his gear score.

The Body Dumper App- Don't you just hate it when you finish a mob hit and you have no where to go ahead and dump the corpse? With the new Body Dumper app, you'll be able to find where the ideal places to ditch your stiff are located. The app, designed by hit men throughout the United States, will rate for you the level of difficulty of discovery for the Feds to find your dead friend.

Republican to Democrat Translator- Scared of meeting with your spouses parents, who are die-hard Democrats, and making an ass out of yourself? With the new Republican to Democrat translator (also available in Democrat to Republican translator flavor), you can put your thoughts on what's happening on Capitol Hill into something that will be not an offensive. For instance "I personally think that Universal Health Care will lead us down the road of ruin" comes out as "Hey, Universal Health Care . . . what a policy huh?" or "Obama is leading us into financial ruin" comes out as "President Obama has made some interesting decisions hasn't he". Guaranteed to prevent 75% of all family fights.

The Out of Season Bug Zapper- Tired of May Flies hanging around in June. Sick of stepping on June Bugs during July? With the Out of Season Bug Zapper, you'll be able to put these post season insects out of their confused misery. Releasing about 2 volts of electricity into the insects, after a few shots, these pesky critters will be history, only to return next season.