Is Boobquake for Real or Just Another Falsie?

Boobquake. Even the word brings tremors (or was that jiggles?) to mind.

I'm not sure who the rocket scientist was that first determined that women who let it all hang out are somehow causing boobquakes - I mean earthquakes - but I suspect that there is something Freudian that brought on that line of thinking. Did his mother breast-feed? Did his sisters bare all in his presence as he struggled through puberty? I'm sure something happened along the way to cause permanent damage to the poor lad.

Regardless of how the thought originated, someone has proclaimed Monday, April 26, 2010 to be the day to test the theory. It may be noted elsewhere, but I was introduced to Boobquake through this event post on Facebook. Women around the world are dressing in a manner to allow the most cleavage that can be shown legally to see if they can produce an earthquake of gigantic proportions.

Who is keeping track of this anyway? Is the USGS set up to register 'the big one', if Boobquake proves true? Has the National Guard been put on alert? Is the Red Cross standing at the ready for whatever disaster may come of Boobquake?

Will breast implants throw off the experiment? Will falsies falsify the results?

While I'm sure bigger is better in the boob department for this noble scientific undertaking, all women can participate. Even those of us in the IBTC can show our solidarity by strength in numbers (it will just take more of us to make an impact during Boobquake, but hey, we do what we can).

So come on ladies, let's give this boob of a scientist some help and see if we can make it happen. Even if the Boobquake theory is proved wrong, there's likely to be a lot of men titillated on April 26, 2010.

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