While it could be easy to dismiss Kelly as just another FOX skirt, paid to spread the propaganda and look good, she does sometimes actually report news. Of course, it's peppered with attacks on liberals and progressives and not really to be considered a good news source, but at least she's not "FOX and Friends."
What is fun to watch is her animated body action and how it matches her vocal inflection. The closest comparison coming to mind is James Tiberius Kirk - if he were to be on FOX.
The halting speech, the raised inflection with odd timing, it's part of the mystique of Captain Kirk. If you listen to Kelly without looking at her, the similarities are uncanny.
"They seem to be......not on the same page....on this message."
"But Uncle Sam....has a controversial plan of it's own....now...to identify illegal immigrants..."
"President Obama....setting down with the ladies of the view!.....but will it...actually improve his standing...with women voters..."
Megyn Kelly.
"We will pivot...at warp 2....bring all tubes to bear."
"What it needs in order to evolve... is a human quality. Our capacity to leap beyond... logic."
"Khan!!!"
Captain Kirk.
Listen to them both - could they be opposite sex doppelgangers?
Of course, Kirk was entertainment and fun, Kelly helps spread FOX propaganda. So although the comparison is close enough to make you laugh, it shouldn't mislead you into thinking you get anything close to "Fair and Balanced" at FOX.
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9 Comments
Post a Comment...just revisted this one. I think the problem may be that you're WATCHING Fox News at all! can't wait to read more of your rantings about November
Your analogies are getting funnier and funnier! Great stuff Jeff!
I avoid Fox News like the plague. Funny article though :)
I have given up on TV for news. Love the Kirk comparison! But isn't that what all anchor people are; puppets actors?
Wonder if the folks at Fox actually believe the drivel they're spewing?
I've never seen her - don't watch Fox "news."
I just never get over to Fox news.
wow. never seen her. but it doesn't sound like i'm missing much!
I guess I can see that a bit. But I don't watch a whole lot of Fox News. Usually only when at the doctor's office, the airport, or while being tortured by a masochistic dentist asking "Is it safe?"