Is There a Blond in Your Life?

ATTN CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox, and all other news media this is an illusion. Any resemblance to the truth is only in your news starved imagination. All you folks that enjoy a giggle or two in life perhaps will be overwhelmed before you complete this reading. I am not responsible for wet pants or full diapers either.

I have been told there are very few Blond female Olympic Breast Stroke gold medal winners. The reason is they can not understand the concept of using their arms in a swimming style called the Breast Stroke.

I have experienced one "Blond Moment" when I was about eighteen. I was dating a gal @ the University level. She invited me to her place for a "home cooked" meal. I arrived at the appointed time carrying a bouquet of flowers and a jug of red wine. Blondie was sitting on the front steps crying as the fire dept rolled up their hoses. When I asked what was wrong, her reply was priceless. "The directions didn't say take it out of the box before baking." This gal graduated Magna Cum Laude just two years later.

I was visiting the Advanced Placement Government Class of one of my children. The discussion was about the qualifications to become president. Everyone had agreed that the candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old. One very bright platinum blond stood politely and stated this should be changed... She ranted for several minuets about all the other well qualified Americans that could do a better job than the current administration. before wrapping it up with the statement... "What makes a nateral born citizen any more qualified than one born by C-section?" Later that year she graduated as Valedictorian of her class.

There was a drop dead gorgeous natural blond that was so tired of all the blond jokes she dyed her waist long hair to a beautiful auburn color.. Driving down a country road with her convertible top down her newly colored hair blowing in the wind, she spied a flock of sheep. She stopped to talk with the shepherd. She came out and asked him "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have would you give me one?" The shepherd agreed to that and the gal replied 429....oops that one in the back just delivered another ewe so it's 430. The shepherd agreed and the gal grabbed an animal and started toward her car. The shepherd followed asking just one question. "If I can tell you what your natural hair color is may I have my dog back?"

I have found that the "Blond" mind is something that even the decided blonds have. I think when they put those chemicals on their hair to change the color it seeps down the hair along the roots and into the brain causing the "Blond" attitude about life. In defense of our golden locks friends they are very passionate about life. As Lady Clairol said so many years ago "Blonds do have more fun!" Mizpah ;-}}>