Is Tiger Really Cheap? the Subway Chicken Wrap Caper

You'd think that Tiger Woods would treat his mistresses better. If not champagne and caviar, at least a little filet mignon ... but not so, as ex-mistress Mindy Lawton reveals to Mark Seals in the current issue of "Vanity Fair." Tiger bought her a Subway Chicken Wrap. (click here to see the chicken wrap video).

It reminds me of that Mungo Jerry song, "In the Summertime:"

"If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal
If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel ...
You've got women, you've got women on your mind."

Mark Seals talked to three of Tiger's mistresses and, according to Fikkle Fame, the golfer was not cheap with all of them -- just the waitresses.The Playboy model got to charge a $15,000 shopping spree to Tiger's hotel.

Mindy is also the subject of information that is already being called "Tampongate" online. The National Enquirer discovered evidence that Lawton and Woods were indulging in extracurricular activities at the wrong time of the month. Mindy was instructed to talk to Tiger's agent to smooth that mess over. TMI, I know, but the point of this particularly disturbing information is to show that Tiger is a liar (no kidding!). Tiger told the press no one else was involved in covering up is affairs, but now it seems there were enablers all along.

Other highlights of the article include: hereditary issues: Tiger's dad was a womanizer ; and bad influences: Tiger was a good boy until he started hanging out with Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan

When Tiger began to hang out with Barkley and Jordan, he was showing up in Vegas and would gamble in a VIP casino that was so exclusive that a source called "Robin Hood 702" said the only people there were Robin Hood, Woods and Jordan. (Could Robin Hood 702 be Charles Barkley?). "Each of us sat at our own private table and played big. Tiger plays big. Up to 30 grand a hand ... and when you're playing splits and doubles, you can have 150 grand on one hand."

So there you have it, Tiger isn't cheap. He just figures waitresses are not used to filet mignon, caviar and champagne.

Sources:
Vanity Fair: Tiger Woods' Inconvenient Women
Fikkle Fame: Tiger is a Natural for Subway