Is TV the Bad Karma in Your Day?

Television was called a teenage wasteland way back in the 1950s...today the same term applies though we have evolved and our sense of being engulfed and annoyed by television's karma attack is different. Back in the 1950s tv was the new kid on the block and the only show in town: they were perhaps seen as an alien invasion as evidenced by the abundance of alien attack movies back in the day. Today we have an alien attack. Consider David Letterman who seems to have learned his jokes and logic in a world of no consequence from one's actions. How could someone with so little common sense (with the emotional support of a studio laugh track) pretend to be amusing his audience when he clearly falls flat on his face. We're the ones who are in an altered state, though, because how can we even understand what his point is?

Jay Leno is a similar person to Letterman in one way: his presence in front of a tv audience is unexplainable. His story is of course different than Letterman's story. Leno is tedious, pushy, and oh by the way his jokes aren't funny. We're obligated to laugh--I didn't receive my incentive package from NBC to laugh at the appropriate time to enable Leno's worldwide domination of our misunderstanding brains. As I said before he thinks we owe him a living...perhaps he could try to be innocent by actually being kind to his guests for once. It's the network of the Latter Day Saints...wow, you know I can't spare the time to listen to that right now. I'm sorry for your mission, though.

ESPN has a group of wet, cold and sick puppies we need to attend to every day while we are swamped with the storm which makes them a mess. The metaphorical storm that swamps us gives us many personalities (that's what we call them, amusingly). The storm is also part of their team coverage...they are obviously fans of stormy weather since they always hang out in funny places with cameras. If they can't find a storm they'll put a camera in a shower stall and turn on the water. You'll have to see my videos to understand that comment. Do you want those people in your shower? Chris Berman says YES!

MSNBC has a problem which is rather striking: making Lawrence O' Donnell palatable. It's up to him, though, to make himself palatable or presentable. The producer on his prime time show is in a chain of command that is inflexible and perhaps chains is a nasty enough word to avoid mentioning since it evokes memories of slavery. Lawrence lights up with a demographic smirk and considers a subject avoided a subject conquered. We all say "hmmmm?" You might ask yourself what his goal is: it's to save the Democratic Party by changing the subject to everyone else or anywhere else in the world than his own world and circle of friends.

MSNBC has a man who needs no description since he might shred the words (your words at your remote location) with his shredder brain and gravely bury it in front of your crying kid's astounded stares. I'm speaking of the infamous Chris Matthews who eats computer files on wheat crackers as an afternoon energy boost. Chris Matthews needs no introduction since if he's on tv in your house he is CLEARLY the loudest and most glaring thing going on in your house at the time. His mission is astounding to consider: he seems to relish the task of jarring his audience in an undisguised frontal assault which--curiously--aids the true and unsupported mission of the Democratic Party. That fact he would clearly assert. He's a Democratic party animal. LETS DO THIS THING!!

This brings me to my ACTUAL goal in this story which is to point out that the FBI is actually on a mission--on national tv--to infiltrate your brain. What better word is there to use to describe their presence on tv. By the time you see the several videos in this story you'll get a grip on the dreadful mission of the feds. To make Lawrence O' Donnell into a cult idol through the tedious devices of MSNBC tv is THE mission impossible of the 21st century and maybe of all time.

It's hard to believe since the War of the Worlds was aired in 1938 that we have lost the belief that the FBi can attempt to control our behavior. We've grown up since then and we're pushed to believe our neighbor--all our neighbors-- are as stupid as Letterman, as pahtetic as the Leno-lovers, as needy as ESPN's shivering dogs, as desperate as Lawrence O' Donnell.

We are ACTUALLY asked to consider whether Chris Matthews is, perhaps, misunderstood and maybe misunderstanding is just another way to show your Brotherly Love. Can you give a brother a hug! It's his sound--The Sound of Philadelphia.

Check out the videos on the hyperlinks to see a bit of the cavemen network. Did you think those cavemen commercials came to those ad agencies from an empty cabinet of currently ridiculous events?


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