Itchy and Scratchy

Grinning like a sphincter

And for your embarrassing problem

This is the only tincture

It is the only ointment,

To alleviate your stress

To take away the swelling

And ease the tenderness

I know it must be itchy

I know you want to scratch

But there's nothing we can do

Till we get another batch

We'll have some in on Friday

In the meantime please refrain

From scratching it so heartily

You'll only cause more pain

Try soaking in salt water

Let it dry off in the air

So until next Friday afternoon

Goodbye, farewell, take care