Boyz 2 Men

C:We used to have too walked to church as children. While my grandparents and their friends rode in their cars.

S: That doesn't seem right. How far away was the church.

C:The church was only 4 blocks away, a five minute straight shot, but you know with kids it turned into a 15 to 20 minute adventure with short cuts and stuff we wasn't supposed to be doing.

S: I can only imagine what kind of stuff you got into as a child with all the stuff you get into as an adult!

C: We always left way earlier then my grandparents too go to church just so we could have time to get into some trouble before church. Not real trouble, stuff like taking a short cut through a scary ally of climbing a big ass tree along the way. Nothing really bad just things we knew we could never do if our parents we're around at the time.

S: You all we're just a bunch of silly kids.

C:. Once on the way walking to church I decided to take this short cut through this dark alley that had a junk yard on one side and the back if a drug store and a cleaners on the other side. We were all afraid to walk through there because the junk yard had a big dog in the fence. Well one Sunday morning I wanted too act silly and run through the ally. They warned me not too do it, but I didn't listen. I ran through but along the way my shirt got snagged on the junk yards raggedy ass fence. I was stuck and I couldn't get my shirt untangled all the other kids laughed and left me there. The only thing I knew to do was take my shirt all the way off! So I took my shirt off and ran too church half naked and walked in and sat right next too my grandparents like everything was cool. People were laughing at me and

S: I know you got in some serious trouble when you got home. Only you.

C: I got in trouble alright but I made it my mission to fight each and every cousin and friend that left me behind that day. It took me the entire summer but I got it done.

S: Did you win all the fights.

C: Be seruios I was the smallest one out of the group. I won a few of the fights but in all of the fights I made sure they knew that I was mad. Caught them off gaurd you know. Like say lets play hide and go seek, except when I find you I'm going to beat you with a stick I just found. It worked 3 out of 5 times.

S: You have been silly all your life haven't you. Your like a walking sitcom except nothing really happens. Your life is a sitcom about nothing.

C: Allot of things happen to me. Nothing that I can control it seems some times but things happen.

S: How about when you got chased by that homeless lady downtown cause she thought you stole her shoe?

C: Oh yeah! I remember that we went to that club that looks like a old fast food resturaunt. I remember the club letting out and we were walking in a crowd of people and some one scramed out "Where the hells my shoe?" So I was in a good move so I screamed back " Check up your butt". Man the next thing I know this big 6 foot smelly lady pushed me into you and started hitting me. So I started running and the crazy lady started chasing me. One of the most imbarassing things ever running down the street with 100's of people including my friends getting chased by a homeless lady with one shoe.

S: I still don't get why she chased you from the start.

C: She didn't like my comment cause the entire time she was chasing me she was yelling " I'm gonna lose my other shoe kicking you butt".

S: You need to watch what you say that could have been some big mucle man!

C: Look I'll be the first too admit i'm no fighter but if that was a man i wouldnt have let him chase me up and down the street without a gun or a big knife!

S: Maybe next time thats who it'll be. Hopefully you'll survive so you can tell me about it.