Jack the Ripper

Mr. Nobody

Walton S. Tissot
Dear ole' boss
Dark and downy it was
All a proper batch of bollocks
Flat, coopered dollymops
Of the cash carriers
Topped in jolly bonnets and dobbin
East Ended at the chapel
Amid duffer and duckett
Crapped nor a crow was I
The gladstone wasn't mine
Sickert didn't do it
But he knew it
Painted and wrote it
Same batch and quire
Nine hundred and thirty yards
South to the north
East and west on the same night
In sanctuary
The profaned cross
The vesica pisces
A tale to take the Huntley
I Knew them all

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The known victims;

Mary Ann Nichols
Annie Chapman
Elizabeth Stride
Catherine Eddowes
Mary Jane Kelly

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The suspects;

J.k. Steven
The judges lad

Montague John Druitt
The barrister

Albert Victor
The prince. "Eddy" to his friends. King Edward VII's son

George Hutchinson
The witness

Joseph Barnett
The lover. Lived with Mary Jane Kelly at 13 Miller's Court, Dorset Street at the time of her murder

Nathan Kaminsky
Local lunatic

Aaron Kosminski
Local lunatic

Roslyn D'Onston Stephenson
The magician

Francis Thompson
The poet

Dr. Thomas Cream
The abortionist

Frederick Deeming
The family killer

Carl Ferdinand Feigenbaum
The German gardener

Alois Szemeredy
The Hungarian count

Mr. Fogelma
The Norwegian sailor

Nikolay Vasiliev
The Russian eunuch

Jacob Levy
Local lunatic

Hyam Hyams
Local lunatic

G. Wentworth Bell Smith
The lodger

Francis Tumblety
The collector

George Chapman
The lady killer. Born; Severin Antoniovich Klosowski

James Kelly
The traveling lunatic

Jill the Ripper
The mad midwife

James Maybrick
The keeper of a diary?

Michael Ostrog
The mad Russian thief

Dr. John Williams
The would be family man

Dr. Alexander Pedachenko
The mysterious

Walter Sickert
Artist and author

Sir William Gull
The Queen's personal physician

John Netley
The Royal coachman

Sir Robert Anderson
The lookout

Joseph Silver
The man from Johannesburg

Published by Walton S. Tissot

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  • Johnny Yuma9/24/2009

    I love reading about Jack the ripper and other non-famous serial murderers such as Larry Williams out of Atlanta and others. Johnny Yuma

  • RipDiction9/16/2009

    Fantastic, I never knew there were so many suspects in the case....what a mystery it still is to this day. Good read thanks!

  • Bethany Marsh9/9/2009

    Great poem, and I love all the extra info you provide at the end. Thanks!

  • John Smither9/3/2009

    This is one of the greatest of unsolved mysteries of the past. The fact that it remains an open case leads me to think it was possibly royalty or at least someone famous commiting these acts of crime. great article.

  • Sheri Fresonke Harper9/3/2009

    Neat, love the dialect :)

  • Tina Twito9/2/2009

    Such a wonderful roll to this gruesome little poem. Thanks again for "educating" me!

  • Softdiamond9/1/2009

    I was once interested, yet terrified about Jack the Ripper's story. I have read so much about this devil man's wicked passion - cruelty to women. And true? He's still nobody? OMG:(

  • Angel Vee9/1/2009

    Real nice!!

  • Siew Cheng Hoe9/1/2009

    can't imagine this notorious criminal can get away with it

  • John Myers8/31/2009

    Love this one Walton!

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