Jason's Guide to Initial D Music

So I put the Non-stop Initial D remix into my mp3 player this morning
and I sat from Blacktown - Petersham listening to about 80 minutes
of non-stop initial D hardcore eurobeat trance techno, when I was
suddenly inspired to write this guide! I figured out that all Initial
D songs have generally the same formula.

Step 1. Lyrics - This is one of the most important features of any
initial D song, the powerful lyrics which stirs emotions. My conclusion
is that, in the end, all Initial D music is basically a composition of
the following words: Passion, Desire, Burning, Power, Engine, of Fire
Night, Whoa!, Yeah!, Japan/Tokyo, Flames, Hot, Speed, Space, Love, Burn,
Blazing, MOVE. Notice the firey passionate powerful words? See the trend?
There you have it, the answer to a successful song is to feature the
above mentioned words, and you have an instant hit! Another essential
element of Initial D lyrics is the transition of sexual innuendos into
car parts or things relating to cars. Song's like Grand Prix will turn
a hot night of passionate love making into a fast speed adrenaline race.
In the minds of the creators of Initial D music, sex it but a mere roaring
of an engine. "Hi baby, i want to make love to you" becomes "Hi there,
you slim rear spoiler of a Lancer, I would like to rev up my engine and
initiate my Twin Turbo gear sticks and fuel you up with Gasoline." Firey
words and cars are the genius combo which make up the Initial D hits
because what better way to express musical talent than setting cars on
fire and sending them down the street with Germans inside remixing techno?
What you want to do is create an image of not just fire, but extreme
fire. You also need to enforce the fire into the minds of the listeners
so it's not just fire but Burning Fire! Make sure that the listeners
know that the fire is burning, because the last thing you want is them
thinking you're singing about wussy fire.

Step 2. Music - This is possibly the most obvious feature of the Initial
D music saga, up beat eurbeat trance techno white trash on heroine remixes.
If the song happens to slow down or become silent for one moment, it's
not an Initial D song but a Mariah Carey song, Initial D music is fast
and powerful like cars, and fire. What you basically need to do is,
drive you car into a wall at extremely high speeds and record the sound
of the impact, and then remix it with a turntable for the best results.

With these 2 easy steps, you will have an instant Initial D song ready
to be slotted into Initial D 69th Stage. Still don't get it?
Here, I've helped provide an example song.

Hot Firey Flames of Burning Fire! - Remixed by DJ Jason

The streets of Beijing are alive with Passion,
My gearstick is pulsating in full transmission!
Blazin' Fires of Space are burning me,
Please set my burning love free!
Oh baby Whoa! Yeah! Whoa! Yeah! Baby!
I think your tyres are hot and sexy.
Flames of the Burning Fire!
Speeding the night with desire!
My engine of fire is gonna explode,
Powerful Passions of fire on the road!
Flames of fire full of delight,
TOKYO, JAPAN burning in the night!
M-O-V-E MOVE,
L-O-V-E LOVE,
make love to cars, firey space!
suck on the lever, gasoline on my face!
Flames of the Burning Fire!
Speeding the night with desire!
I wanna roar the engines of blaze!
Whoa Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Japan is a craze!