Jell-O Instant Pudding Wrestling Organic Chocolate Pudding by Dr Oetker

T. H. Pankey
Ok, so Jell-O instant pudding isn't actually wrestling organic chocolate pudding by Dr. Oetker. However, Jell-O oughta be wrestling Dr. Oetker Organic Chocolate Pudding and Pie Filling, although that's the last thing Jell-O really wants to do.

Jell-O Instant Pudding is the undisputed champion of pudding brands in America and the only brand you think of when you think of pudding. Go ahead. Name another brand of pudding, right now? Ahh...see, Jell-O instant pudding is the recognized champion of pudding in America.

Yet waiting in the wings, for the longest time now, for the opportunity to wear the World Championship Belt and take over the top spot has been a relatively unknown to Americans yet top ranked International contender, Dr. Oetker Organics and his organic chocolate pudding and pie filling.

Who's Dr. Oetker, anyway? Quickly, Dr Oetker is a German-born wrestler-extraordinaire who currently packs a lot of weight, €7.7 billion in revenue per year. Not only does he have one of the first moves he developed back around 1900 always at the ready in his arsenal, the cooked pudding suplay or suplex, but Dr. Oetker continues to employ any number of upper body holds that he may fell his opponent and come out victorious, in the form of businesses in publishing, brewing, hotels, maritime freight, banking, insurance, and food processing.

If you haven't guessed by now, for the sake of this review, ever popular Jell-O instant pudding will be wrestling, wriggling and struggling, against relative unknown yet top International contender Dr. Oetker Organics and his organic chocolate pudding and pie filling.

The qualification, elimination and repechage rounds have already taken place, eliminating all of the pretenders to the title and the belt, and only the two veteran heavyweights are left standing to determine, what many already consider a foregone conclusion, the pudding champion. Let's join the match already in progress.

Jell-O Instant Pudding Wrestling Organic Chocolate Pudding and Pie Filling by Dr. Oetker [ Period 1 ( Ingredients Face off )]

In a word, organic, was declared the winner. While Jell-O brand Jell-O Pudding seemed to be in great shape, especially considering it's partly made of the milk that's called for in the preparation instructions, Dr. Oetker easily exposed how weak even the supposed strength of the added conventionally-produced milk was to Jell-O.

Moreover, Dr. Oetker scored points all over the mat on Jell-O, when comparing ingredients. Take a look at the ingredients face off Period 1 was, and what was the outcome for yourself:

Dr Oetker Organic Chocolate Pudding and Pie Filling Ingredients: organic cane sugar, organic corn starch, organic cocoa, salt.

Additionally, the organic ingredients in Dr. Oetker Organic Chocolate Pudding are grown without man-made pesticides, synthetic fertilizers or GMOs ( genetically modified organisms ) and are free of chemical processing.

Jell-O Instant Chocolate Pudding Ingredients: sugar, modified food starch, cocoa processed with alkali, disodium phosphate (for thickening), contains less than 2% of natural and artificial flavor, salt, tetrasodium pyrophosphate (for thickening), mono- and diglycerides (prevent foaming), red 40, yellow 5, blue 1, artificial color, BHA (preservative).

Additionally, if you haven't done your homework on the difference, or lack thereof, in processing between conventionally-grown foodstuffs, and so forth, and organically-grown foodstuffs, in a nutshell, buyer beware of the dangerous, detrimental, health-related effects of conventionally-grown and processed products.

Jell-O Instant Pudding Wrestling Organic Chocolate Pudding and Pie Filling by Dr. Oetker [ Period 2 ( Price Face off )]

Jell-O Instant Chocolate Pudding and Pie Filling Mix 3.9 ounce box at Wegmans costs $.99 cents.

Dr. Oetker Organic Chocolate Pudding and Pie Filling Mix 4.5 ounce box at Wegmans costs $1.49.

When calculating price to weight for both brands, Jell-O comes out ever so slightly ahead of Dr. Oetker. Finally, score one point to Jell-O in the match. Score: Dr. Oetker 6 vss Jell-O 1

Jell-O Instant Pudding Wrestling Organic Chocolate Pudding and Pie Filling by Dr. Oetker [ Period 3 ( Nutritional Face off )]

The only notable differences were amounts of sodium and carbohydrate sugars:

Dr Oetker: sodium: 100 mg or a Daily Value of 4%

Jell-O: sodium: 420 mg or a Daily Value of 18%

Dr. Oetker: sugars 23 g

Jell-O: sugars: 18 g

Deference is made to the match judge, because to the referee it would seem the period is a draw: Dr. Oetker having the better sodium score and Jell-O having the noticeable enough better sugars score.

The match judge clearly sees it for what it is and scores a point to Dr. Oetker for source of nutrition compared to Jell-O who isn't awarded a point in the period, since the source of its nutrition is questionable at best!

Jell-O Instant Pudding Wrestling Organic Chocolate Pudding and Pie Filling by Dr. Oetker Veteran Heavyweight Match Result

Though Jell-O Instant Chocolate Pudding and Pie Filling Mix, America's favorite choice when reaching for pudding, had no choice here but to submit to a Championship Title Match, it managed to not allow itself to get pinned. Probably this was the result of so many years of staying on the offensive in marketing, to the tune and the likes of Bill Cosby, Ethel Barrymore, Jack Benny, and so on.

However, Dr. Oetker Organic Chocolate Pudding and Pie Filling Mix wins the match decisively by, you name it, technical superiority, by decision, by default, by injury, by disqualification, even by fall had we wanted to really show the difference in ingredients in the outset of the match.

Published by T. H. Pankey - Featured Contributor in Movies

Lifetime lover of lemonade, iced tea, cafe au lait, and especially food had in New Orleans and New York, T. H. Pankey has worked in a number of restaurants--including one of the oldest and finest dining esta...  View profile

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  • Kayla Wardlow6/23/2009

    Great article :)

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