Jennifer, Brad and Angelina

Two Women and a Man

Tussy
I

Before it was Jennifer Aniston,

who was married to Brad Pitt.

They used to be so happy,

people think they are so lucky.

II

Enter Angelina Jolie,

via the set of Mr and Mrs Smith,

fans of Jennifer Aniston seeth,

for Angelina Jolie snatch Brad Pitt.

III

Jennifer Aniston's well toned biceps,

has been no match to Angelina Jolie's lips,

which weaken and caused Mr. Brad Pitt,

to end his marriage, he can seem to wait.

IV

Now kids after kids both touted,

whether natural and adopted,

Brangelina broad gets bigger,

with the fans raving and ex ranting.

V

Aided by malicious gossipers,

pseudo-reporters and rumor mongers,

they alternately have both women,

on the covers of magazine.

VI

Interview after interview,

people get insiders view,

of a former wife,

seeming to one-up the new one.

VII

Brad Pitt's market value soared,

due to the famous ladies he scored,

what they saw in him, dear me,

I really, really cannot see!

VIII

Two gorgeous women,

loving one unfaithful man,

who flirts with his present wife,

while still married to his former wife.

IX

If I were Angelina Jolie,

I'll be very very wary,

if Brad Pitt has done it to Jennifer,

Brad Pitt can very well do that to her.

Published by Tussy

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  • Sheri Fresonke Harper2/7/2009

    Cute and well put together :) Sheri

  • Kristie Leong M.D.1/2/2009

    Very clever! It put a smile on my face this morning. :-)

  • 3lilangels12/16/2008

    Loved it great formatting!

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