"Jersey Shore" News: Snooki and JWoww's Spin Off and a Trip to Italy?

So Celebrity Stain, TMZ is reporting this morning that J-Woww and Snooki have begun filming their spinoff, Heffalump and the Woww , in Snooki's hometown. I'm actually excited for this show, because Jenni and Nicole are quite entertaining on their own, so it'll be nice to see them without the dead tanned, juiced up weight they have to haul around on Tehz Shorez.

In other news...

Looks like the Guidos are heading to the Motherland of Italy for the technically 4th season, but MTV will call it the 3rd Season, of the show. That should be equal arts cringe worthy and hysterical. Italian women will NOT put up with The Situation, and I'm sure the kids will be loud and American all over the place. Word has it that there have already been scenes set up with Vinny's family that live there, so please, please let there be a European counterpart to his nutty uncle we met in Miami. Please.

If you're keeping score, that's two spinoff's for the Tehz Shores, one Bestselling Novel (gag), a Xenadrine campaign, Tanning endorsement, Playboy offer, a couple of clothing lines, and a horrible 3 week stint on "Dancing With the Stars."

Sandly, Sammi isn't included in that list, because she's having trouble selling her Lemons and Sour Grapes with her new show idea, "Me and my Perma Bishface."

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