"Jersey Shore" News: Snooki's Novel Debuts Today!

How many of you writers out there thought about throwing yourselves off a bridge when you heard that Snooki...belovéd lil' orange dynamo from "Jersey Shore"... was allowed to write a book, 'just cuz'. After your many re-writes, query letters, editing and tears, a woman with a fan base that uses books to put their PS3 on, got a book deal.

There's just no justice in this world, folks.

So Snooki's book Snooki Want Smush, Smush "A Shore Thing" hit the stores today, and I hope for the love of all things holy you're buying that shiz online and reading it with the drapes closed and only a small lamp on so nobody sees the shamefulness of what you have done.

But if you want to save yourself some money here's the best excerpt of the book...

Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.

Yes America, THAT'S what's getting book deals these days. Well, at least it's a book and not a sex tape or purse line. So Snooki's got that going for her...

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