Jersey Shore: Snooki's Boyfriend Proposes Via Magazine Cover!

Oh lawd, first that idiot Emilio and now this tool. What's wrong with Snooki's 'picker'? It's all kinds of messed up and this guy she's now dating is an epic tool and a half.

Jeff Miranda, Snooki's new main squeeze d-bag, is on the cover of Steppin' Out (the hell?) with the caption....will you marry me?

Let me answer for her...NO YOU TOOL!!!!

Perez has a brilliant snippet over on his site, and it made me a bit nauseous to read it. Obvs he's a lil' weee jealous of my new boyfriend and castmate Vinny, because he hates the guy. That, right...Vinny. Who could hate Vinny?

So congrats Snooki, I hope you send J-Woww over to pound in his skull after you read it. He's gross and you could do better!