Jerseylicious Episode 10 Recap

Ahhh Jerseylicious...like a tea party for the mentally deranged...I still have no idea what's going on in this show, except that I love the other redhead in New Jersey that's not Caroline Manzo...Gayle.

Gayle's cool. She's got moxy, and I think she gets points for putting up with a bunch of dimwits. Especially that blond oompaloompa...Alexa. Because, I'm not sure what she brings to the table. Maybe a trunk load of gray eyeshadow, but I don't know...

Christy is having a scary delivery of her baby, and it's all very tense with Gayle acting like she was going to tear drywall down if somebody didn't give her any news...but guess what?!

IT'S A GIRL!!!

So yay for that, that was a happy moment. Just keep that poor baby away from Alexa.

Now let's head over to the Gargoyle salon where there is some Nana abuse going on. You see, Alexa painted up Nana like a Kabuki monster and called it 'glam' which caused Gayle to shoto lasers out of her eyes and swing from the light fixtures again, because "Sheee looks like a whoooooore! A clown and a whoooore!"

Nana didn't care. She felt young again. Sure she left her glasses at home, but she's heard of the "Snooki" and what the kids are into these days. She'll GTL with the best of them.

Nana wants everybody at "The Home" too look and feel young again, so she wants a day of beauty for all of her goils after bingo. Alexa is practically peeing on the floor thinking of how tacky and nauseasting she can make it...and how much gray eyeshadow is she going to need?

Well Alexa and Gayle discuss this over lunch, where really, let's just put them in a boxing ring. Could this have been more of a testy lunch? Would you like a nice tall glass of bitter to go with your resentment sangawich? But because this is TV, they make a horrible decision and decide to do this even together. They will keep it traditional and not scary Kiss makeup for Nana at the Assisted Living place.

Of all the things to argue about, Gayle and Alexa pick flyers. Gayle says no, Alexa, shock of the century, says yes, and we think that Gayle wins this battle, but oooooohhhhhh no....Alexa did it anyway! And Gayle saw the crayon drawings "Glam it Up Gramma!" being passed out with a teensy tinsy lil' Gargoyle Salon at the bottom and flips out! ZOMG! You better run Alexa, cuz Gayle's gonna breathe fire and smote you in about ten seconds.

If you recall, Gayle was already amped for a fight because of the whole, "Glam Fairy" assistant that showed up, Talulah or whatever her name was, then the administrator asking who was in charge and Alexa RAISING HER HAND! Does this girl have a death wish or something? Or is she just dumb?

Of course this turns into a parking lot altercation...where they break up again. Well I'm not sure. They seem like the type that are in and out with one another more times than a ...well, you know what I mean. But Gayle gets the biggest ZING in with her, "We don't need her bad attitude or he drag queen ugly ass smoky eye nonsense at my Gargoyle Salon anyway!" So that was kind of fun to watch I guess...

Let's talk about something else...

Snooki #1, yes I now know this is Olivia, wants Tehz Boobiez. She's been saving up all her pocket lint, pennies and hair off the salon floor to pay for a new set of chesticles. She's had to do a lot of things to sacrifice for this surgery, like only tan twice a week and wear only one coat of eyeliner on occasion. Poor girl. And Talulah, the girl who just seems to be everywhere telss her to "Gaw fawr it! What-evuh, who cay-uhs!"

But I actually liked that she wised up at the right moment and booked it on outta there before going under the knife. "Charge me for the dress" referencing the hospital gown was golden! Yes! Like me this Olivia girl!

So that's basically what happened this week. It was a better episode, but I can see why it's on the Style channel. Next week, maybe I'll learn the other girls name, and we'll have some fun again.