Jesse James Mistress: Naughty Nazi Photos

Aida Ekberg
Jesse James alleged mistress, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, is apparently a Nazi fan, at least based on the naughty photos of her on the internet scantily clad in Nazi garb, including photos of her with a swastika band on her arm and her licking a knife. So if Michelle "Bombshell" McGee really is Jesse James' mistress, why would he choose to cheat on someone like Sandra Bullock with a girl that likes to pose in nasty Nazi photos?

From the stories out there, apparently Jesse James' purported mistress is a real winner; in some of her photos, you can see tattoos of a "W" and "P" on her leg, which TMZ alleges stands for "White Power". And according to her ex-husband, photos and tattoos aren't the only way she shows her white supremacist side; he says Michelle "Bombshell' McGee liked to spell the words "White Power" on her refrigerator (I'm assuming using some of the letter magnets belonging to her five-year-old son, Avery). Other disgusting allegations from him about Jesse James' alleged mistress include that she stripped under their son's name; dated gang members; and brought pornography into their home. So while this is Michelle "Bombshell" McGee's ex we're talking about here, it's looking more and more like Jesse James was nuts for choosing a mistress that's so nutty and smutty.

So why would Jesse James choose a mistress that fittingly has the words "Pray for us sinners" tattooed on her head? Well, judging from the guy's lifestyle, he is an adrenaline junky, and he may have thought cheating on his wife with her exact opposite would give him a similar rush to that of his daredevil stunts. But he hasn't completely fessed up to Michelle "Bombshell" McGee being his mistress, even though he apologized to Sandra Bullock and their family, stating that "the vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment." So he's not directly talking about his mistress, but the fact that he is apologizing speaks volumes. Plus Michelle "Bombshell" McGee wants to make sure that we believe her story, producing text messages as proof that she was Jesse James mistress. The text messages are rather silly and juvenile, but they're definitely overtly sexual.

So will mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee break up Sandra Bullock's marriage? Perhaps Jesse James should get a "pray for us" tattoo himself, because I think he's going to need a lot of prayers to stay with America's sweetheart. Just like the point the recent South Park episode about Tiger Woods made, many men who get in powerful positions can't seem to keep their pants on, and while they may claim they're suffering from "sex addiction", often they are just not holding themselves accountable for their actions and abusing their power. So as more and more mistress scandals occur, I hope women start to see that sometimes apologizing isn't enough (and guys are going to start thinking it's all they have to do to get out of these messes!), and to be truly happy, sometimes you've got to ditch the "make it work" attitude about trying to change things and just kick that cheater to the curb; only then will you save yourself from being miserable for the rest of your life with a man that cheated on you with a girl that enjoys dressing up like a Nazi and proudly taking photos of her ignorance and intolerance. In other words: Sandra, GTFO!

SOURCES:
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/jesse-james-tattooed-mistress-posed-in-nazi-photo-shoot-2010193
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20352642,00.html
http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/03/18/jesse-james-text-sext-michelle-bombshell-mcgee/
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/all_hail_jesse_james_alleged_mistress#tab=most_recent

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