Jessica Simpson Quotes: Her Top Ten Best Quotations

Jessica Simpson is widely known for some of her less-than-intelligent quotes. She portrays the image of a dumb blonde, and many are left to wonder how much of it is real and how much is just an act. Let's be honest, does it matter? Either way, she likes the attention and likes to get a laugh out of people even if it is at her expense. As Jessica Simpson had said in one quote that didn't make the top ten, "I am really all about making people laugh and smile right now." So if Jessica Simpson wants us to laugh at her not-so-brainy quotes, then who are we to deny her? We should, however, realize that the once pop, turned country singer, might have us all wrapped around her finger. After all, she stopped recording songs for a long time, but yet still remained very much in the celebrity news. Here are the top ten quotes from the blonde bombshell known as Jessica Simpson.

Who needs purses when you have...

"At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory."

Showing off the wit

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.' "

The ever so bashful quote

"All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!"

Now that is sexy. Oh, she didn't mean real kids. Nevermind.

"I have to go... drop some kids in the pool."

The real reason for her turning towards country music?

"I would love for the time to come where somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence."

Jessica Simpson has a bright side

"Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today we focus on so many things that are completely pointless."

And this quote is just one of the reasons we love ya'

"Curves are better. I don't get the whole rail thing. It's not good for your heart, it's not good for your mind; it's emotionally destructive, it really is."

Lovers we know about + secret lovers = one busy Jessica Simpson

"I've had secret lovers...I can keep some things quiet."

The quote that made it obvious, that half of Jessica Simpson's stupidity is just an act.

"Sorry I don't eat buffalo."

This sounds like a spur of the moment excuse two high schoolers would make up if the parents caught them having sex. Sure that's why the pants are off.

"I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom's jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It's like a curse."

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