Jesus - the Next Republican Nominee?

The essence of the Republican party lies in their good old family values. They believe in the simple things in life like family, god, and billion dollar oil companies. They don't like gays and lesbians to get married because that's just disgusting and they don't want God to have to see that. Meanwhile they don't mind divorce, since a majority of their leaders have gone through it at least once.

As we all know, Republicans have always been kick ass since the beginning of time, destined to be the controlling party ever since God plucked the rib out of Adam and made Eve. The first liberal was of course the snake that made Eve pluck the apple. Liberals were then destined to be the "Godless" party as the gorgeous, outspoken, and what many call the political saint, Ann Coulter referred to them (We will discuss her later of course). Since Liberals and Conservatives tend to differ in everyway, I would say that makes the Republican party the "Godly" party. The same "Godly" party that rapes Mother Earth on a daily basis and wages war in the Middle East for oil, and what are the consequences? There are none. This is because everything that happens is because God wants it to. If the world is to eventually end why worry about it? God will save us all and take us up to heaven where I suppose it would be much cooler. Besides, Global Warming isn't real.

We must always realize when we have made a mistake. Very few people have gone through their childhood without someone calling them a hard head or stubborn at least once. The problem is that the Republican party has turned these into their defining traits. Stand by what you say! Even when you're wrong? Of course! It's a sign of weakness to say when you have failed. We all know that! That's why we do not negotiate with others or alter our plans even when they have failed. Stay the course! AMEN! Besides we don't like to "abort" anything, even if it's a bad plan.

Republican's have never been a fan of them queer sciences. Main thing that should come to one's mind is stem cell research. Because you are using the cells from a embryo, what many refer to as "soon to be babies", they refuse to see the benefits of the research. Perhaps they prefer to protect the soon to be alive instead of those who are already alive. They show pictures of small babies and ask how you could kill them but the point is that blood thirsty liberals aren't killing anyone. They aren't alive yet. Now let me show you a picture of a kid with cystic fibrosis. HE is alive (for sure), and HE could potentially be helped.

The gay population has had a few rough decades, starting when they got the spot light starting with the HIV/AIDS epidemic. That's when a big "gay scare" happened. It is understandable that we were cautious at first when the disease first came up, but now that we understand more about it, why is it still an issue? The Red Cross still refuses blood from homosexuals even when there is a blood shortage. Even though it is a known fact that everyone is at risk for aids, why not exclude a certain group of people for no reason? The reason is that a bunch of people with a certain belief ganged up and meddled in the lives of other people who did not share that same belief. No, I am not talking about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, although now that you bring it up it does sound similar.... Actually what I am referring to is all the hate that many gays are receiving from those who disagree with their lifestyles. As if this isn't unjust enough, the hate entered our government with the election of George W. Bush. Who has nurtured our nation's legacy of hate and extended it to fear the Muslim community and the gay community. He used the nation's majority religious beliefs to distract from the war he dragged the nation into by encouraging the ban on gay marriage. We are a nation with so many issues waiting to be addressed and for some reason gay marriage found its way to the top of our Presidents agenda.

When the President isn't getting in touch with his roots at his ranch in Texas or prying apart two people who are very much in love, he might shift his focus to the war in Iraq. He was a determined man after 9/11 to catch the man responsible for the terrorist attack on American soil. I don't know if he has ADD or something, but I think everyone has realized that he got sidetracked somewhere down the road. Let me explain with a story, my neighbors have a deck of cards that were pretty popular around the beginning of the war. These cards had pictures of different terrorist on them and the most important ones were ace and then kings and so on. Now every time one of these men was caught, my neighbors would take that card from the deck. They never did pull Osama Bin Laden out of the deck; however they did pull a whole lot of other people out that we've never heard of and that really did nothing to America. I'm not saying these people were good, and I'm not saying they didn't need to be caught, but what I am saying is that we didn't catch the guy who actually did something to us. As a matter of fact, all we did was just topple a regime of a bad man, and throw an already unstable country into chaos. Since we caused it all, now we have to fix it and we are doing a terrible job at it.

To be continued...