Jim Carrey Calls Out Elin Nordegren on Twitter

When I first heard this, I must admit, I found it a wee bit shocking. That Jim Carrey would do a John Mayer and run off at the mouth on Twitter just didn't seem like the Jim Carrey I've come to know and admire over the years. I mean, I know the guy has opinions - don't we all? But, he just didn't seem like the type that would blither all over Twitter with them. Especially if it meant chastising a woman who has already endured more than her fair share of public humiliation that she didn't, frankly, ask for.

It seems that Jim Carrey is convinced Elin Nordegren had to know about her husband, Tiger Woods', infidelity, because according to him, no one could be that blind. Jolly Jim is also convinced that Elin Nordegren was probably complicit in the scandal that derailed her marriage, brought every stinkin' hooker and porn star right into her life, spilling the dirty details about their lurid affairs with her husband and drop kicked Tiger's career from here to eternity, too.

Furthermore, according to Sage Jim Carrey, she either did it for the sake of her children or to maintain her lavish lifestyle. Yeah. He said this. On Twitter. So that we could all know what he thinks too.

Well, the only thing that I can say about it is this: Apparently Jim Carrey has gone soft in the head. I mean, he did just end his relationship with Jenny McCarthy, right? So maybe he was at home over the weekend nursing his wounds with a bottle of Courvoisier and a big ole' bag of Doritos and decided to just let loose on Twitter. You know, maybe he too was feeling a little scorned and thought maybe if he hit out at someone else it might serve to ease a little of his own suffering? It happens.

Because, well, that's the only explanation I can find for such an outrageous and completely unnecessary attack on a woman who has done nothing to deserve it. Oh, and Jim also thinks everyone needs to back off of Tiger and just "let the guy play golf."

But, wait. Jim. Wasn't it Tiger who decided he would jeopardize everything he holds dear when he let it all hang out with every porn star and tattooed hooker he could find because, as he said it, "he felt entitled" and that the "rules didn't apply to him?" Wasn't it Tiger who ran for the hills and hid out in sex rehab for two months while his wife held her head up every day, facing down the relentless paparazzi for something she didn't do?

And wasn't it Tiger who held a stupid press conference staring forlornly into the camera, complete with droopy shoulders and a down turned mouth, for a 15 minute long mea culpa? And what if his wife did suspect he was up to no good? I'm not sure how that has any bearing whatsoever on why the philandering Tiger Woods is having a tough time "just playing golf" right now?

So, Jim, here's my best advice to you: Put down the Doritos and dust those crumbs off your mouth. Put away the cognac and take a nice cold shower. And shave. Maybe even get yourself a new haircut and some shoes. That's what we girls do after a tough break-up. You'll be surprised at how much better it makes you feel. Just stop with the drunk-tweeting, okay? It makes you look like a twit. Not to mention, it will do nothing for you in the dating department. I promise. Just ask John Mayer.

Sources: New York Daily News
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