Joe the Plumber Political Limericks

How About Some "cracks" About Plumbers?

Roger Gowens
1.

In the final presidential debate

both men performed not so great

they got lost talking about some plumber

like Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber

who wound up in the wrong state

2.

The debate was about Joe the plumber

I'd rather have watched Dumb and Dumber

for fixing leaks does Joe have a knack

does he say no to crack

otherwise this debate induced me to slumber

3.

McCain has plans for a plumber named Joe

he says are better than that of his foe

does Joe understand all of the facts

what do people mean when they make such cracks

like when he bends over, they say Holy Toledo!

Published by Roger Gowens

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  • Catherine Neal10/16/2008

    Thanks for bringing a smile to my face!

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