John McCain - Age Jokes

10. If somebody said there were 55 states in America, John McCain would correct them by saing, "Sorry, you're 32 states too many."

9. What would happen if John McCain's hearing aid was turned off when he was asked the question, "Is your presedential campaign a joke?" and he replies "Yes?"

8. John McCain still needs to get paid for co-writing the Bible.

7. If John McCain doesn't get voted into office, he can always go to Hollywood and be the new inspiration for the sequal to "No Country for Old Men."

6. Sarah Palin actually turns out to be John McCain's grand grand grand grand grand... grand grand grand daughter.

5. John McCain just realised he lost the election... November 2020.

4. John McCain was late for the next debate and host of the Amazing Race Phil Keoghan was standing at the location and said "John, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you you have been eliminated from the race."

3. John McCain is so old that he still screams at children playing on their own lawn.

2. John McCain's dentist bills for his teeth are off the charts.

1. John McCain should have done somthing about World War 2. What! He did? Is he THAT old?