John McCain Election 2008 Limericks

Roger Gowens
John McCain political limerick #1

Instead of turning to Powell or Rice

McCain's all about rolling the dice

McCain's advisors he's down dumbing

but, in addition to plumbing

Joe's not licensed to give foreign policy advice

John McCain political limerick #2

For the economy McCain hasn't a plan

except to run down Obama the man

the fundamentals are strong?

he couldn't of been more wrong

if he had hired Joe W. to fix his can

John McCain political limerick #3

Next week when the voting is done

and McCain's had his day in the sun

when given the choice

and the people raise their voice

instead of John, they'll be voting for "that one"

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