John Travolta is Gay, Not Straight: Sleeps with Men Says Carrie Fisher

John Travolta is gay! Or at least that is what Carrie Fisher has alleged about her A-list friend.

Personally I believe everthing that Carrie...what's her last name? Fisher. Yes, as I was saying, I believe that John Travolta must be gay and in the closet about it. I mean, otherwise, that would mean Carrie Fisher has lied to us. Carrie Fisher wouldn't lie to us about whether a friend is straight or not. Does Carrie Fisher seem to be the type of person that would flush Travolta out of closet if the rumors weren't true? Well, that matters on one thing.

Who the heck is Carrie Fisher?

Ahh...Carrie Fisher is Princess Leia from Star Wars. Well, that means she was famous once upon a time, so okay, I believe her. Famous people don't lie! Expecially famous people that once were famous and aren't anymore. Just for reference sake, though, if Travolta likes to have sexual relations with men and with his wife Kelly Preston, doesn't that make him bi-sexual? Gay is gay, right? What was I thinking?

The Three Signs that John Travolta is Gay

1. The man is a white guy that can dance. Isn't this an automatic hint that he is gay? Ellen Degenerous is gay and that girl can dance. Actually she can't, but she tries. This has to to be a major sign John Travolta is gay.

2. His name is John. I should have known how obvious it was that Travolta is gay so long ago. John Travolta, famous gay singer and songwriter. Kind of like Elton John. See the connection? Mr. Travolta was doomed for the start. It's all in a name, I tell you.

3. He is married to Kelly Preston. This has got to be the most obvious sign of John being "straightness challenged" as there could be. Yes, I just wanted to say the term "straightness challenged" and found any which reason to do so. Have you ever seen such an ugly woman? 47 years-old. Please, the face says 57, and that thing she refers to as a body has at least 67 years of sagginess going on. Is there any more obvious of a reason to think the allegations are true when you see the mess he is married to? How couldn't he be gay after coming home to that?

I'm sure every reader can tell that I have been making fun of the idea of John Travolta being gay this entire time. John Travolta might very well be gay, or bi-sexual. It doesn't make me think any less of him as an actor. He is a great actor, and if he ever came out and said he is gay, than we might be looking at the new most famous gay person in the world. I just think it's pathetic that Carrie Fisher can pretend to be his friend, then try to push him in front of traffic, per se. As a friend, shouldn't you have respect for the fact that it is up to him to come out and say, "I'm John Travolta and I'm gay?" Gay or straight; John, one thing is for sure, you need some better friends.

Sources
Showbizspy.com