Johnny Knoxville and the Price the Other Jackasses Pay

From the First "Jackass" to the latest "Jackass 3" in 3D, I have acquiesced for the sake of harmony in my relationship to the tune of a mandated "man date" But how do these Jackasses survive and what price have, they paid for it?

Johnny Knoxville has to wake up every morning and put a catheter in his penis according to a quote he made on the Howard Stern show, because of an injury. Johnny added during the interview with Howard Stern that [breaking his arm or leg never phased him, but breaking his penis got his attention] That came as no surprise to me, what came as a surprise, was that Johnny Rocket claimed he could still get an erection after all the times he's taken a hit to his package. That goes for the rest of the cast and a number of the crewmembers that just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I can't imagine doing what these admitted Jackasses do and in reality I can only watch about half of what they do with one eye open and the other eye squinting in a painfully pirate like state. Do not get me wrong. I am not a prude and I find some of the clips utterly hilarious, even the raunchy ones. Nevertheless, I am secretly hoping this will be the last Jackass movie because I am sure; someone is going to die, if this keeps up. That combined with the fact that I will be destined to see it, no matter what person I might be dating. I sure know how to pick them.

Just like some chicks like listening to Howard Stern, some women love these Jackass movies. I can barely tolerate both but that is what love does to you. It makes men go to the symphony on the same night as the super bowl. (Even if it is a home game with free tickets) It makes women listen to Howard Stern talk to Johnny Knoxville about his catheterizing every morning or watch WWF, NASCAR racing or porn. In other words, love and lust make both sexes complete jackasses.