Jokes from the Closet!

Long back jokes used to be louder and less intelligent. In fact, most of them were quite idiotic. Still, we could not help ejecting bouts of noisier laughter.

Humor now is sharper and subtle with a high intelligent quotient. Communication methods are also varied ranging from verbal to mobiles and internet.

Yet in a flashback mode we can test some of the jokes again. And why not? Here is one.

A heavily bearded stocky man had only one problem in life. He used to faint when a train thundered into the platform. So he could not board on several occasions. Once it was extremely urgent to make the train journey. He got a flash of a brilliant idea. A porter was hired for five hundred bucks to put him safely aboard.
The train came and the bearded man fainted and the porter put him safely in. A barber was watching the drama with interest. He mused, '˜If one can earn that much money by just putting him in the seat I can earn definitely more for my neat work!'
The barber got into action and shaved the man clean. He waited for his reward, but the train screeched violently for departure and the bearded one was yet to recover his senses. Cursing his luck the barber got down.
The bearded man was jerked into consciousness. He looked around and became very happy to make it finally. He headed for the toilet to refresh. As he entered and looked into the mirror he got the shock of his life. Horrified, he exclaimed, '˜Oh God! I paid five hundred bucks to that fool and he put someone else aboard!'

One more? No problem! Here it goes.

A blind man was on his morning walk on the village road. Coming on a bicycle from the opposite direction the milkman accosted him cordially. That day the blind man was in an inquisitive mood and requested the milkman to stop. As he stopped leaning to his bicycle the blind man started his queries.
'˜Hi friend! Tell me how does milk look like!'
'˜It's white, very white!'
'˜How does white look like?'
'˜It's -- it's like a crane -- you see -- err -- you know!'
'˜And how does a crane look like?'
The milkman made a shape with his hand and put the blind man's hand on it to feel. The blind man ran over his palm over the shape in fascination and burst out in delight, '˜Dear me! Milk has got some curves!'

Well, if you still cannot laugh there must be a serious problem with your curves! I mean your facial ones! Better make your facial curvature wide and wider!