Jokes About the Differences Between Single Men and Married Men
1.A single man will call mom at least twice a week. A married man will listen to his wife on the phone talking to someone else every day except for two days out of the week.
2.A single man spends his entire life trying to find happiness. A married man spends his whole life trying to make his wife happy.
3.A single man will party harder all the time and get different results. A married man will work harder and get the same results.
4.Single men live in a pad or a crib. Married men live in a house or a home.
5.A single man measures success by how many valuable things he owns. A married man measures success by how many valuable things his wife has.
6.A single man works for himself, the pay is great and the hours are flexible. A married man works for his wife, there is no pay and hours are not negotiable.
7.A single man plays with his dog, on average, 30 days out of year. A married man lives with his dog, on average, 30 days out of a year.
8.A single man hardly messes things up. A married man hardly gets things right.
9.A single man will spend his whole life trying to achieve his goals. A married man will spend his entire life trying to achieve his wife's goals.
10.A single man follows his 'to-do' list. A married man follows his 'honey-do' list.
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