Julian Assange's Appeal, Bank on It!

Aussie hot Julian Assange, founder of WikiLeaks and cable provider, faces U.K.'s Judge Howard Riddle as Riddle rules his joker be extradited to Sweden.

Judge Riddle put the "B" in Britain, the "Grey" in Poupon at the Belmarsh Magistrates Court in London.

"I must order that Mr Assange be extradited to Sweden..."

Meanwhile [today] The Local reports Bjorn Hurtig, Assange's Sweetish defense, argues of a chance to an unfair trial in Sweden. Not by those involved but the circumstances swirling. If Sweden pin the 39-year-old with the two tales of assaults then they will shoot for one stab at rape. It is not if they will get him but a matter of when and whether Assange's legal team can break the case at the knees before that transpires.

The names of the "victims" are not being released. Allegedly one female had a fling with Assange and evidently flung him out to dry. Details surrounding the others remain vague with hints of a kitty cat set up, a rumored "catrapment."

Assange's steamy YouTube undertone is understandable when he responded to his arrest warrant rape related.

Like any other serious journalist Assange conducted his rounds of searches for updates. The warrant was a shot in the dark throwing off Assange. Six hours later the warrant was removed. The volcano scorcher with savvy intelligence carried himself fluent on his direction and path to the clearing up the Swedish nonsense. Or as Assange puts it a "smear campaign" sparked by the release of cables.

Assange's investigation techniques in gathering information deems unique, fearless, outstanding on many journalistic levels. If you cut his baby soft milky white skin, does he not leak?

Like a blond Zorro in the night, Assange captures the classifieds before they are embedded on the bottom of a shredder [or collects archive dust in the hard drive]. It is enough to turn women across the globe into government snitches or the obvious.

No, Assange would not be interested in spreading secrets involving your boss from Taco Bell. Even if he collected the filler meats to create that taco out of dead Mexican drug lords. However, if a woman can score drug lord cables by the hundreds then you may get as close as 100 people away from Assange.

Julian's main attorney Geoffrey Robertson confirms an upcoming appeal which has to be filed within a week or Assange has up to 60 days to be shipped to Swedish authorities as the courts only allowed him until 2 p.m. to sort out his bail matters. File sweet pea, file!

Sweden's trial will also be held away from the public eye and the press, irony in a bucket. Will Anonymous swoop down and release those future secret documents?

Anonymous, loyal supporters of WikiLeaks and computer skilled e-protesters, holds an alleged electronic ace. Don't allow HBGary Federal fool you, that's child's play without a doubt. The same goes for scientology and the weak Westboro Church Group. A group skirting the Internet who by the way could be reset by Helen Keller with her hands tied behind her back. If Anonymous hasn't proven it yet, give them time to unleash the beast as the warpath continues to brew. Stay the distance to avoid being electronically scalped [collateral damage].

Same applies to powerhouse Assange. Assange's well noted bank "megaLeak" bomb is also on the ladder buzz.

"Drop it on Wall Street baby!" ['X'] Expect this phrase to grow into a streamline of trumpets.

When it comes to bank(s) of America we all want the truth - you can bank on it! And between Anonymous and WikiLeaks it could happen. The truth shall set you free [at an honest price]. Honesty, if Sweden swipes Assange, all bets are pretty much off in a peaceful stand-off between WikiLeaks forces and Swedish forces. That's a given.

Snow white feather light hair. An innocent yet sexy smile. The modest approach towards reporters. All which proves the book cover looks marvelous doesn't it? Add a couple of dark streaks, some highlights and a five o'clock shadow and we're talking total meltdown ladies [thank you Daily Mail!]

Assange's 007 savvy sources are only the tip of his character. The man is a global treasure with a key to Pandora's box of government secrets from sea to sea. Scramble the letters of his name and spell "sea snags" [or "snags sea"].

Bad boy image, pretty boy face - 2010 Nobel Peace Prize hopeful - Julian Assange is bringing sexy back in 2011. He's like Anderson Cooper but independent. A George Clooney of swanky leaks.

As Swedish authorities tries to mold Assange into "Sexange" the world knows better. By all accounts, from each public piece of released updates, the case against Assange is weak to begin with, Sweden knows this but continues to reach.

For now, the Assange camp prepares for appeal battle. Americans await for further proof that their bank(s) punk'd their funds. Sweden is falling over their own scopes for an Assange visual crossing their territory. Assange is out on bail, as was before, on "mansion-arrest" at a friend's U.K. home while placed on a curfew.

Who loves you baby? Just your million followers, supporters and fans.

"You have to start with the truth. The truth is the only way that we can get anywhere. Because any decision-making that is based upon lies or ignorance can't lead to a good conclusion." - Julian Assange / Freeassange.org]

A catastrophic error defines what some consider Assange's hand in the U.S. cookie jar. But hey, who doesn't like sharing cookies? Two words come to mind - white chocolate? No, the other two words - honest banking.

Related Source(s): YouTube; Freeassange.org; Daily Mail; The Local [Sweden News]