Just a Few Reasons Why You Should Bring Your Dog to Work

There are so many good reasons why you should bring your dog to work. It can carry the post for you when you go down to the post department and it can protect you from fellow coworkers that don't appreciate your charms. A dog, as we all know, is man's best friend and as such it possesses a unique skill and camaraderie, which can be of use for many purposes.

Let's take an example - bring your Doberman to work; I can assure you that this will bring you respect, your coworkers will treat you completely different with this loyal buddy by your side. Or bring your pit-bull - don't be afraid to bring whatever you want to work - it's your life isn't it? It's a bit like bringing an accessory - no one would complain if you changed your earring so why would anybody reasonably complain if you bring your dog. Your puppy is an extension of yourself and an expression of your personality. It's like Paris Hilton and her little poodles. A poodle is just like a manbag in that sense.

Please listen to my advice - a dog will keep you out of trouble at work and in an emergency situation you can send it to the store and it can pick up groceries for you. Imagine how many different uses you can make of your friend and let's not forget that he provides companionship too. A dog essentially is your friend and you can reward your friend by patting it, giving it a bone, scratching it and removing flees, barking in syncopations etc. Now tomorrow I suggest that rather than leaving Rudolf at home you bring him to the office and make your coworkers accustomed to this new colleague.

I once brought my little puppy Svennis to work and in retrospect it was a very wise move. The chicks flocked around me and suddenly everybody wanted to be my friend. The cutest girl in the office agreed to go on a date with me and she turned out to love everything that has to do with dogs, their habits and styles. Man I don't regret at all bringing Svennis and I would do it again unless he hadn't been stolen by the cleaning lady who wanted companion as badly as I did.