Just Me & My Tech 9

My Tech 9 is a dear friend of mine.
My Tech 9 is the sole friend of mine.
I hold and cherish my beloved friend,
The one I trust, this friend to the end.
It's the one on whom I can depend.
It's the only one who I can call "friend."
United as one--me and my Tech 9,
My friend, my lifeline, who's so divine.
When the times are lean it's still my friend.
My Tech 9 is my friend to the end.

Through thick and thin and fire and ice,
Pandemonium and paradise
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust,
Sickness or health and boom or bust
It's still my friend--a friend to no end,
My dearest friend, my friend to the end.
I hold and cherish this friend of mine.
He's always with me, my dear Tech 9.