Just Say No to Bauser Extra Dry Champayno Sparkling Non-Alcoholic Beverage

I'm still searching for the right words to describe Bauser Extra Dry Champayno Sparkling Non-Alcoholic Beverage.

The one that keeps coming to mind is Blayat! Which actually I don't think that is word but instead a sound.

This drink by far is the worst taste I have experienced since I began purchasing relatively unheard of sodas.

I have to admit, I don't have the opportunity to drink champaign that often but when I do I enjoy the bubbly fine taste.

That taste is what I was expecting to experience when I opened the shiny 6.3 fluid ounce green bottle dressed in gold.

Instead I got a taste that reminds me of what I imagine some sort of cleaning fluid would taste like.

I did manage to drink the entire bottle somehow, thinking that maybe the taste would grow on me, but it didn't.

The one good thing about the drink is that is was only 6.3 oz. and not 12.

The listed ingredients are: Filtered carbonated water, sugar, flavor (doesn't say what kind of flavor), citric acid and carmel color.

The ingredients sound simple and to the point, but I believe something is missing.

A search of Google reveals that the drink is described as a perfect celebratory drink.

Well let me tell you, after spending the New Year's afternoon with a group of friends I returned home before the clock struck midnight to avoid the drunk drivers.

I decided to relax with the drink, and I have to say that was not that way to celebrate the new year, and I don't think it would be the way to celebrate anything.

If someone gave me a bottle of this for a toast, I would have to ask them to leave.

So if you want to make someone mad on a special day, this is the drink to use.

In conclusion if you need to celebrate a big occurrence, I say go for the real thing or a bottle of Ast Spumante.

And if someone suggests Champayno, just say hell no because friends don't let friends drink Champayno.