K-Ville Might as Well Be DOA

K-Ville was available to most of us about a month ago for those of you who wanted to watch it on the website. I, on the other hand neglected to even bother watching the show because I don't personally care about two cops trying to survive by being cops in a city no one cares about.

Is a show about a local hero and an uncharasmatic military veteran with a disturbing secret supposed to keep viewers watching on a regular basis. K-Ville is a pathetic shitstorm that screams Uwe Bolle all over it, and if it weren't for the fact that he makes ridiculous money doing movies that destroy actors careers, I would have guessed he was behind this pathetic mess. I love television, but it is hard to love something that constantly churns out uninspiring garbage.

Anthony Anderson has played a crazy black guy in every role he has ever been in. Aside from Romeo Must Die, I believe this is the first time I haven't go on angry curse-laden rants, and that might have made this formulaic buddy cop show a little bit more interesting. Now, he moved on from his swearing superman type to a wanna-be terminator with a trigger happy partner.

They abused every stereotype possible in making this show and are going to do a lot to wreck the cities tourism industry more than it already is. The shaky cam features will turn everyone who has a weak stomach away and there is just not much to do with the show. If this turns out any different than NYPD Blue, Homicide, Silk Stalkings, Cagney and Lacey or any other buddy cop show, consider me surprised, but until then, I am anxiously awaiting the season premiere of the one show that actually succeeded last season; Heroes.

Now ignore the lack of quality for a second. KOA-Ville is a follow up to Prison Break and will last the entire season. Prison Break might serve as the lead-in that keeps this show on the air, IFit doesn't falter and fall flat like I predict it will.

Maybe I will be wrong and K-Ville will take a turn for the best. I suppose it is better off as the crap it is, because people love crappy television shows and if you don't believe me, look at the ratings for reality television.

I give K-Ville a D- because it failed at getting me to enjoy it, but it at least tried. Go watch Journeymen On-Demand. That's an awesome show