Kamikaze Turkey

Turkey Plunges Through Window at PA Restaurant

Michele Starkey

This year, President Obama gave two turkeys a Thanksgiving reprieve.

Then, there is the story of the bird in Pennsylvania who chose to end his life.

On Thanksgiving Day in Penn Hills, PA, while families were gathering to prepare the Thanksgiving turkey it appeared that one wild bird was planning a sneak attack on the local Eat 'n Park Restaurant. The only problem was that Thanksgiving is one of the two days that the Eat 'n Park Restaurant is closed for the holiday.

The turkey pulled a Kamikaze maneuver and slammed through the double pane glass front window and the 15-pound turkey culprit was found amidst shattered shards of window pane. His flight to death ended in an empty restaurant.

The responding police officer, Bernard Sestili, said it wasn't unusual for a roosting bird to attempt to fly into a window. "Could have been a bad Windex commercial."

You can see the news footage here.

Of all days to choose to commit suicide, the turkey chose Thanksgiving Day. Somehow the Eat 'n Park will never be able to live this one down as the site where the Kamikaze bird ended his life.

Eat'n Park began nearly a half century ago as the first Pittsburgh-area drive-in restaurant with carhops. It has since grown to 75 restaurants throughout Pennsylvania, West Virginia, and Ohio, employing over 8,000 people. Interestingly enough, I couldn't locate any turkey on the menu.

U.S. Department of Agriculture, more than 45 million turkeys are cooked and eaten in the U.S. at Thanksgiving time.

Sources:

http://www.fsis.usda.gov/News_&_Events/NR_110811_01/index.asp

http://www.wtae.com/r/29852496/detail.html

http://www.eatnpark.com/

Published by Michele Starkey

Optimist who enjoys writing, laughing and spreading good news. If I have but one life to live, I hope to make mine memorable. My epitaph will read: she lived, she loved, she left.  View profile

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  • Lori Gunn3/9/2012

    What an incredible Turkey story:) Good job and thanks.

  • Judy (Montelauro) Harrell12/3/2011

    This is such a good article! Very unique incident!!! I never heard of a turkey slamming through doors before! It must have been a wild turkey trying to fly away from a hunter because they are the only ones that can fly!! We have many out here on our property but we are not fast enough to catch them!!!

  • Mike Powers12/2/2011

    Superb reporting on this. Well done!

  • John Myers12/2/2011

    Ooh!

  • Lee Hansen11/30/2011

    Unfortunately he never saw it coming.

  • Sivaramakrishnan Ananthanarayanan11/30/2011

    When so many others met their day, it might have been pointless for it to prolong its life any longer. It might have also called it a day! - siva

  • Laura Cone11/30/2011

    super job

  • Jeff DeLuca11/30/2011

    This reminds me of a joke Jerry Seinfeld used to do, asking what is the reason for showing the amount of hamburgers sold at McDonald's. What is the goal here? Are we hoping the cow will turn themselves in? Anyhow, another good story.

  • Carol Roach11/30/2011

    I think he sent a message, he would rather kill himself than have a human kill him for thanksgiving

  • Cherri Megasko11/29/2011

    Wow - he must have slammed it really hard to break the double-paned glass! Truth IS stranger than fiction!!

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